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  1. skalpel

    skalpel Active Member

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    5 Goals posted a thread on New Years Eve, drunk off his face and trying to type with autocorrect. It produced the thread title 'Hesakmi' and nobody, himself included, has any idea what it means.
     
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  2. AH

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    5 Goals got drunk and posted a couple of threads on here New Years Eve saying how he loved us all. Except he was drunk and auto correct was in full swing so it didn't go very well. Hesakmi was one of the thread titles, and he has no idea what it means nor what it was meant to be.

    Very surprising that it's an anagram of Mike Ash <laugh> Besides, if it was meant to be an anagram we'd at least use Ashley rather than Ash!
     
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  3. Sammy's Teckers

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    got rid of it now :D
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Think 5 Goals is over for the game tonight, I might find out more.
     
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  5. Tomski

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    <laugh> Amazing!
     
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  6. biggeordiedave

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    So we've had 21 pages, various social networking sites going daft and unofficial club blog reports about a player that doesn't exist based on some pissed up ramblings on here?

    What an amazing way to start the new year, and start as we mean to go on! <laugh>.
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    What could be better?
     
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  8. A November Night In Rotterdam

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    Have finally caught up with the thread again after work. Absolutely brilliant. Although it did get to the point where I couldn't remember who genuinely knew and who had no idea!

    The 'Mike Ash' anagram is the best coincidence ever! <laugh>

    Well played lads <ok>
     
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  9. Leon Bessi

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    pedro_mcdodge Pedro McDodge
    There's a lot of rumours that Hesakmi isn't even a real player, just a rumour started by lads at not606.com for the Craic. Hahaha #NUFC
    10 hours ago


    JohnnyBrookes14 @Sewellyy Hesakmi is also an anagram of 'Mike Ash'....
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    NufcJohnny NUFC SAUCE
    Anyone who started this Hesakmi bolex, is just as bad as those they parody. Poor game #NUFC


    nufcfans NUFCfans
    Fyi, spoke to coach at Norwegian team IK Start this morning - confirmed Thomas Hesakmi is a twitter/internet hoax. Doesn't exist. #NUFC #fb


    acidhippo Acid Hippo
    Happy that the #Hesakmi deal is done and dusted then - what a nervous saga that was! Lest we forget the important things - #TashComeHome


    lol
     
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  10. Samuel L Ameobi

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    Lol! <laugh>
     
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  11. Leon Bessi

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    Reckon someone with twitter should tell the origin of the great Hesakmi?
     
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    Well played lads, well played.

    Had a cracking laugh to myself when I looked at the referral traffic to the blog - updated the blog post though. ;)
     
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    Bump!
     
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  14. DuD

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    "UPDATE: The rumours mentioning Finnish footbaler Thomas Hesakmi appear to be just that, rumours spread by a bunch of smart alecs on a football forum. Nowt else better to do lads? Well played though, well played indeed."

    <laugh>
     
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    Next the world <diva>
     
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    not606 history right here. This was all spur of the moment as well, yet it still caused the likes of nufcfans to speak to IK Start <laugh>

    With more planning, we could start something extraordinary.
     
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    Definitely made the start of January watching it all unfold over Twitter.
    At one point even Umar (the guy behind NUFC Fans) on his personal account was fooled!
    So many people on the NUFC hashtag were pissed off when they found out the truth <laugh>
     
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    omg anagrams!
     
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  19. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Hesakmi is an anagram of Mike Ash! Love that that was how we were found out <laugh> we didn't even know!
     
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    Good times. I love that Ingredient kept the video up too.
     
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