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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by SirBR, Jan 26, 2012.

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  1. steviemac14

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    Maybe they should appoint Garry Cook (a-doodle-do) as he's out of work since being fired by Citeh.
     
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    These owners should have kept their beaks out of the running of the club - they should have their wings clipped before they do any more damage
     
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  3. Munstertoon

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    The Venkys need to take stock quickly, before they lay an egg with Barclays Plc.

    When they hatched their plan to buy Blackburn, they appear to have thought they could run the club on a wing and a prayer, and are now laying off board members right left and centre.

    I feel so sorry for Steve Kean. Although he has been given free range with the team, he has to spend about twenty four hours a month cooped up in flights to and from India. He is also subject to fowl abuse from his own fans.
     
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  4. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    I like a bit of thigh.
     
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  5. overseasTOON

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    Breast man myself.
     
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  6. steviemac14

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    They should try to get Lars Ricken in as a coach!
     
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  7. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    Breast has a tendancy to be dry, whereas thigh, can be nice and greasy.
     
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    I think Kean has feathered the storm quite well.
     
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  9. overseasTOON

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    If you baste the breast frequently it often remains tender and full of juice.
     
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  10. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    After an ill-timed pilgrimage to Mecca Hoilett and Pedersen have garned the nicknames Bingo Wings, by their team mates.
     
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  11. biggeordiedave

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    Venky's will never curry favour with the BckBlackburn fans.
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    Feel a bit of a tit when I ask the waitress for a breast though.
     
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  13. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    I can't baste with the frequency that I could in my younger days.
     
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  14. Chappaz

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    This is one of the few threads over the past few days (a very quiet period) which was interesting and worth some discussion, but helmets have filled it with ****ing chicken puns.
     
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  15. Alfie

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    Fans must be spitting feathers!
     
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  16. biggeordiedave

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    I thought you'd be roost to it by now.
     
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  17. overseasTOON

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    Your just jealous that all the good chicken puns were taken...
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    Then again ...............................
     
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  19. Speedo

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    Looks like all Blackburn's problems have come home to roost.
     
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    Sorry Chappaz. I'll be serious now.

    With John Williams, Simon Williams, Tom Finn and Martin Goodman having left the board, in the past year, Blackburn Rovers clearly now have too many Indians and not enough Chiefs!!
     
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