Masturbating

I've got one mate who says it is good for ye and lowers the risk of prostate cancer
but I have got another mate who says the opposite!!!





Its like Cameron v Brown, don't know who the **** to believe!!!

 

i **** a lot, and it takes me ages to pee sometimes.

i'm gonna go with your 2nd mate.

 

The safest bet is to get someone else to do it for you preferably a bird

 

The safest bet is to get someone else to do it for you preferably a bird
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i was thinking that maybe i should carry on masturbating but maybe not to do it to myself????