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Deadline day arse clencher

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  1. Toon_Tiger

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    Now that Ba is coming home early you do realise all the papers are gonna talk about are a deadline day bid for him now.. apparently due back on monday.

    bit of a good news bad news scenario

    apologies if this spoils the celebrations but we still need to get to 1st feb
     
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    Toon_Tiger, Jan 25, 2012
  2. Jock McMagpie

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    Let them talk. He is ours......all ours.....wooooohaahahahahahahahaha!!!
     
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    Jock McMagpie, Jan 25, 2012
  3. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    It will be in the papers, but the papers talk ****e.
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Jan 25, 2012
  4. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    I misread the title and thought it was about Arsenal clinching someone on deadline day...
     
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    Darth Gogledd, Jan 25, 2012
  5. Whitchester Mag

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    please no. That.Would.Ruin.Me.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    If he flies Ryan Air his ****ing flight will take a week to arrive man..
     
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  7. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    What we need to do, is after the blackburn game, put sleeping pills in hos strawberry syrup!
     
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  8. Toon_Tiger

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    the thing is, it just seem so perfect. like the old cliche horror routine... you just get away from the psycho and them boom he pops out from behind a tree and sticks a machete through your eye ball bends you over and then proceeds to bum you with a chainsaw :(
     
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  9. TheLittleGeordie

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    <yikes> well that sounds like something I'd like to avoid
     
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  10. Kyle?

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    I can't see a footie chairman "Bumming" Demba Ba with a chainsaw. Would be a waste of money.
     
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    But the window will be closed by then <diva>
     
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  12. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Oh **** thought the game was on Tuesday.

    Oh well then crash his plane and just hope that he survives.
     
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  13. Kyle?

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    <laugh> That's desperate <laugh>
     
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  14. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    <laugh>.
     
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  15. TheLittleGeordie

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    Stage a fake execution so all the other clubs think he's dead only to have him revealed as alive on the 1st <ok> I know i'm a genius no need to tell me
     
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    Lovely metaphore <laugh>
     
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    Magpie Fozz, Jan 25, 2012
  17. Badgers Assemble

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    Does he have to play the last group game?
     
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  18. Cal.

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    It kind of throws fairness out of the window if you can exclude your stars just because they're out of progression, therefore giving Libya an easier game than Guinea and Zambia, so I'd expect not.
     
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  19. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    No doubt they will both break their legs <wah>
     
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    Ba has been ****, he needs to be dropped <whistle>
     
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