****in hell - just let wan go there and it was absolutely rotten..... just as I was admiring it, the boss comes over to my desk for the first time in about a fortnight Saw his face drop right away, and his voice trailed off almost as soon as he'd started talkin. YAAASSSSS!!
i unleashed one of these at a party last wk, was talking to some random and his bird and convinced myself it would be silent and scentless. i had to **** off as i laughing so hard
There's a bird at my gym that lets go some right heartstoppers when on the treadmill, she must constantly feed on cabbage and corned beef. Once I was on the machine next to her taking the boke when the tidy wee receptionist strolled past us. I know for a fact I would have got the ****ing blame for it
I did a horrible **** a few weeks back. Had been gone a good 10 minutes, returned to my desk with the boss saying "There you are, thought you'd gone to make some tea" Said I'd go & make one & he headed off to the toilet.......later that day I had a piss, opened the door & the boss was talking towards the toilet he seemed a bit hesitant to go in & asked "Is it ok to go in?"
I did it in the wee phone booth on the platform last night, finished my call ASAP then went to the guy waiting "There you go pal, phones all yours"
You are a badly timed fart TN8 yah cretinous little ****ebag. Nothing wrong with farting whilst a lady is getting her lipstick round the old dipstick. It's an essential pre-orgasm and cannot be helped.