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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Damn......Lucky git. That is all.



    Footballers end up in the physio's room for any number of reasons, from the curious to the ridiculous. But Kevin Prince Boateng appears to have trumped the lot after his sex life was blamed for a string of injuries.

    Forget former England goalkeeper David James straining his back reaching for a TV remote control, or fellow custodian Dave Beasant dropping a full jar of salad cream on his foot and severing a tendon in his big toe.


    And not even Rangers and Scotland defender Kirk Broadfoot being admitted to hospital after a poached egg fresh out of the microwave exploded squirting scalding water in to his face can compare with The Prince's series of setbacks.

    Getting busy: Melissa Satta claims to sleep with Prince up to 10 times a week

    The former Tottenham and Portsmouth man has only started 11 Serie A games this season through a range of injuries, the reasons for all of which, have been divulged by his girlfriend.

    Boateng, who would be at the Africa Cup of Nations had he not chosen to retire from international football, suffered a fresh problem last week and is a doubt for the Champions League date with Arsenal due to a muscle strain
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    That prompted Sports Illustrated model Melissa Satta to reveal: 'The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week.

    'I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control.'
    Well, Kevin, it's certainly a novel form of treatment.


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...x-life-blamed-injury-curse.html#ixzz1kLUWOJbU

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  2. Poyet's Eleven

    Poyet's Eleven Well-Known Member

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    ****er...
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Literally....
     
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  4. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Bastard!!!! Lucky bastard!!!!
     
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  5. Bumblebore

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    Know how he feels! My wrist is throbbing after seeing that picture! I'm phoning in sick tonight
     
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  6. murray out

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    hope his cock falls off the ****
     
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  7. cuteybuns

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    Can mine be first reserve please?
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Sorry i have to..

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  9. murray out

    murray out Well-Known Member

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    quality
    <laugh>
     
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  10. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff
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    I'm literally laughing out loud in the office to this comment - maybe I should do some work!!

    As for the OP - KPB is really one lucky lucky bastard
     
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  11. Uni_Mackem_MAHons

    Uni_Mackem_MAHons Active Member

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    10 times a week?


    lightwieght
     
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    Uni_Mackem_MAHons, Jan 24, 2012
  12. adz_safc

    adz_safc Active Member

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    Christ, the lad hasn't got much going for him has he?
     
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    adz_safc, Jan 24, 2012
  13. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    This ;)
     
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  14. Deletion Requested1

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    He must be down to firing blue wata and bubbles by now
     
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  15. safc1978

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    **** me Tainio must have been at it 40 times a week.

    If i had my hands on that Melissa lass i would not leave the house bit of alreet she is
     
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    safc1978, Jan 24, 2012
  16. master-simpson

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    Give me Gail off Corrie anyday of the week.....the chinless wonder!!!!!!

    Bart
     
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