Liverpools channel is featuring gerrard's cook class : Steven Gerrard is cooking up a storm, serving up the scouse classic of rat's on naan. Later on we will have Carraghers windups, where he goes around suprising scousers as they dip in bins for there nasty state funded family! Word of advice for tomorrow scousers, be careful not to get caught out, the sun will have cameramen there!
MUTV will be having a similar show on their channel where Rooney will be showing viewers how to "spit-roast a naan"
The Man United channel will feature a cookery class.In this edition the Da Silva twins show the Manchester United followers how to ram frozen hotdogs up each others arses. Following this,there is a documentary on the Glazers two bankrupt shopping centres.Man United fans will enjoy this as they will get to find out where their money is going. Later on there is a film,Its called ''From rags to riches''.It tells the story of Carlos Tevezs' move from Manchester United to Manchester City.
The History channel have offered cut-rate subscriptions to Utd fans for their weekend "What is History?" extravaganza. A series of documentaries will explain in simple terms when history started (the Big Bang), how it didn't end when they think it did (1991), how to figure out what counts as history and how soon their club will be fondly remembering their history as their club becomes history under the Glazers.
Expect yet another ''Green and Vomit'' protest in the summer when Baconface has ã10 million to spend in the summer transfer window.He'll come up with the usual garbage ''Our squad doesn't need strengthening'' and ''There is no value in the market''.I wonder which injury prone Liverpool reject he'll attempt to sign in the summer.He's looking for a keeper,He might be able to afford David James.
MIB,I Know you are still sour about Liverpool beating Man United to a pulp.But nobody on here has brought tragedies into this.You are one vile scumbag.You should be banned.
And you're still a dick today. I did time for murder. I ripped the ugly head of an ignorant Manc **** and shat in his eye socket before sticking his head between his legs to suck himself off. And that's how his boyfriend and his mother found him. Nighty night, little boy. Sleep well.
The only one disappointed that Harold Shipman killed all those grannies in manchester was Wayne Rooney,there was none left for him to shag.
He may not have worked in Manchester but he killed in Manchester,He killed mancs.And the only one disappointed was Fatboy.
Murderers.Thats rich coming from a Man United fan when Man United fans are as welcome in Rome as Rangers fans are in the East End of Glasgow and a fart in a space-suit.
Top of the Strops - The weekly run-down of Manchester hissy-fits, this week starring Fergie and the Gills. Jamie's Fantasy Football Club - Jamie Oliver and a host of experts try to teach Utd fans some sense. This week a financial analyst explains the difference between a bond issue and the Tooth Fairy. Nani McPhee - An old woman fools officialdom with her magic leg, which can break and heal at will.
Today on MUTV. Supermarket Sweep.With host Malcolm Glazer.Two contestants are shown by Malcolm how to bankrupt two shopping centres. Film.Easy money.This is the story how the Glazer family pay themselves 20 million in dividends a year without having put in any money first. This is followed by an advertisement by Ocean Finance.Who Manchester United will be borrowing from in the near future. Followed by. Family Fortunes.Its the Nevilles vs the Rooneys. On the Neville team we have Gary his Dad/Brother Neville.His sister/mum Tracey and his sister Phil. On the Rooney team we have Wayne,wife Coleen,Coleens son Kai,Juicey Jenny makes up the Rooney team.It turns out 1 year old Kai got more answers right than both Wayne and Coleen.Wayne got one question right,when he was asked which letter in the alphabet comes before N and Wayne said Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
LFC are hosting a special documentary previously only viewed on Yesterday channel this Tuesday 8th March 2011. Its entitled Ancient History: Liverpool FC - the glory years. Most of the footage is in black and white.
Manchester United are having a documentary.Manchester United,the years the fans forgot.1969-1993. This tells the story of quality players like Norman Whiteside,Frank Stapleton,Danny Wallace,Mike Duxbury.The glory years under Wilf McGuinness,Frank O Farrell,getting relegated in 1974,because their star player was in prison.Getting beaten by 2nd division Southampton,when the giant killers lost.Tommy Doc in 1977 getting sacked for screwing the physios wife.The boring Dave Sexton years.The Ron Atkinson years,when Man United had more alcoholics than a AA meeting including Bryan ''Captain Crutches'' Robson.The eary Ferguson years when he outspent the entire league and in two seasons took them from 2nd to 13th.The highlight of this was a 5-1 away defeat to Manchester City.
Tuesday's night on LFC TV: 19.30. The Bill. Police go to the Gerrard household to make an arrest in connection with a bottling incident. Starring Alex Curran. 20.00 Antiques Roadshow: Tonight Michael Aspel looks back at 1989 to try and discover what age exactly was Glenn Hysen when he signed for Liverpool. 21.00 Trawlermen: The trawlermen invite Liverpool FC onto their boat to catch some fish. Steven Gerrard tells LFC TV "We've got a better chance at catching some bloody fish than winning the Premier League." 23.00 Mythbusters: Tonight the team examine the myth that Emile Heskey was a footballer. 23.45 The X-Files: Mulder and Scully speak to an Anfield Source who will confirm in public why Liverpool signed the likes of Torben Piechnik, Jean-Michel Ferri, Gregory Vignal, Bernard Diomede plus Djimi Traoré and attempted to pass them off as professional footballers.
So man united fans have murdered how many people??? I think you will find we have never murdered any opposition or our own supporters, hence the song, "without killing anyone, we won it three times" Clown get out of denial, learn your history then shut up
I haven't killed anyone either but apparently like many other Liverpool fans we are all guilty because we support Liverpool....
Haha, a Manc telling others to get out of denial. Got your green and yellow scarf to wave in support of Fergie's sucking up to the Glazers? Have you told Fergie to shut up about what great owners Malcy and the Family are? You need a lesson in history: http://tomkinstimes.com/2011/02/from-where-i-was-standing-now-on-kindle/ Not that you really have any interest in the truth because you're an idiot in a storm of denial over your club's demise and you're simply desperately striking out at all and sundry, like a child in a tantrum. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/oct/27/manchester-united-barnsley-vandalism http://www.thisisstaffordshire.co.u...Stoke-City/article-591487-detail/article.html Now shut up, child.
