A man walks into Boots with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. ... Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and Asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied. "Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for March......."
why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12 !!! Five years worth, ten years worth and twelve...That's just greedy.
LOL, I remember back in the 80's when Mates condoms first came out. They had them in tab packets & all the shops put them in the same cabinets as the tabs. There was an old guy lived in our village who was well known for being tight with his money & used to buy the cheapest tabs he could get. This one day he spotted the condoms & said to the lass "20 of them mates Lesley please" "oh they're condoms Freddie" she says. "I dinnet give a ****" he said, "as long as they've got tips on". True story that.
Could wee cest be the result of a night out, 16 years ago in the Toon by the real Cest, he seems like a bit of a lad does our Cest. Maybe wee cest is looking for his daddy.
Well judging by the fact that 2 people on the whole of this forum said that it was funny, I don't think it's me wumming is it? It's just a bad joke, and I was just being honest.
On the subject of old condom jokes: A man walks into Timothy Whites (told you it was old!) and says "I`d like a packet of condoms please" to which the girl behind the counter replied "I`m afraid we`ve sold out, have you tried Boots" "F*** me he replies, I want to slide up, not march in.
Man walks into the chemists - Can I buy 1 Viagra for my friend Mr John Thomas please? - Yes, but I'll need to see a prescription from your doctor - I thought you could get it over the counter - You'll need at least 2 for that
