Your Best and Worst

Who are your top 3 favorite and least favorite current newcastle players, here are mine

Most -

- Coloccini - Leader, machine and just feel so safe with him at the back

- S. Taylor - Local legend and forms the best cb pair in the league bar 1

- Best - Just love it when he scores goals, i think he loves the team and has soo much skill

Least -

- Smith - Makes me angry that he stays on tyneside with 60k in his pocket each week and isnt even good enough

- Obertan - Alot of pace and not alot else, cant wait for marveax to return

- Cabaye - Dont get me wrong he is a fantastic player and one of our best but i havent gelled with his personality yet, im sure time will tell.

what are yours

 

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Most

Coloccini - As you said

Jonas - Just think he's great, always does his best. Attacks and defends well.

Krul - Complete beast, fantastic goalkeeper. Great.

Least

Smith - As you said

Obertan - ****e, lack of effort.

Best - Lazy at times, so bloody frustrating.

 

Most
Colo- Again, as above!!

Tiote- Just love his style and swagger. Hard as nails yet very very composed

Ba- He hasn't been here long but I love him, that interview before the Man U game was class


Worst

I am finding this hard as I don't really dislike anyone but here goes:

Smith- Drain on resources with his high wages for doing bugger all

Raylor- He frustrates me no end. Gives ball away a lot and always looks like he blowing out his arse

Obertan-Just the lack of end product

 

"Cabaye - Dont get me wrong he is a fantastic player and one of our best but i havent gelled with his personality yet, im sure time will tell."


you crazy cat!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Most -

Tim Krul - Timmeh, Timmeh Krul!

Steven Taylor - Love his passion, and a solid CB

Coloccini - Ownage

Least -

Xisco - ****ing Spaniard ****

Ranger - Twat

Smudger - Just **** off

 

most

-best - id love this guy to bang them in for fun. As a above i think he loves playing for the club.
-colo - as said.
-jonas - works so hard for the team. I pretty sure we would nt of got 3 points at stoke if it wasnt for him.

worst
- smith - for the $$$$$$ were wasting on him.
- raylor - to be fair hes had a good season, but there allways a titus bramble moment in him.
- obertan - not sure what AP sees in him, pace, skill yes - but no end product.

 

I think people have always been harsh on Raylor, he's had to step into the shoes of a world class left back, and he's done a great job compared to what we thought he'd do.

Apart from a few times he got raped, he did a very good job. He's also scored goals for us.

Leave the lad alone. People just overemphasise his mistakes. Cabaye and Tiote make more mistakes than Raylor do.

 

Typical.

 

People are knocking Cabaye, Obertan & Raylor when we have the likes of Xisco, Smith, Perch, Ranger, Eliot & Lovernkrands?

Don't get him started on the Spanish!

 

Ba- goals, goals, goals!

Krul- absolute beast, destined for greatness!

Colo- the always reliable captain fantastic.

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Smith- overpaid, should have gone years ago

Ranger- complete tit, waste of talent!

Shola Ameobi- its funny, I adore Shola when he when he tries. But it's a joke when he waltzes around.

 

Best

Jonas

Colo

Ba


Worst

Smith

Perch

Raylor


Thats the trouble with speed reading threads and commenting whilst at work...CURRENT CURRENT CURRENT

 

Hey! Why no love for Perchy?

 

how anyone can say they rate cabaye in their bottom 3 because the haven't gelled with his personality is beyond me. so you're telling me you and xisco are kindred spirits to the point that you rate him outside of your worst 3?

colo - leader, class act. 100% reliable

tiote - machine and all round headcase

Ba - He's black, he's white, he's a canny lad

worst

perch - honest pro but just not PL standard

Obertan - just very frustrating to the point that it drives me mad i still think he'll come good eventually

Xisco - Stop bleeding the club and just **** off. he could've easily sorted himself out with a bung to terminate his contract making him a free agent by now saving the club money in the long term and improving his prospects of getting his career back on track. but he's just a financial vampire. the little ****.

 

I wholeheartedly believe Perch is an agent working for ze Germans or worse the Makems.

 

[video=youtube;vt0Y39eMvpI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt0Y39eMvpI&feature=related[/video]

 

Quite surprised to see that you prefer Perch, Xisco, Ranger, Shola etc. to Cabaye. Good to see a different choice than the obvious but surely not gelling with his personality is no reason to like him less than the poor performers on our team right?

 

I don't not rate Raylor ,Tash, and Im not being harsh on him. I just feel he can be quite sloppy in general regardless where he plays, as think this is due to his small concentration span!!

 

Puzzling! lol

Here's mine:

Best
- Colo
- Krul
- Ba/Jonas/Benny (cisse may take this spot)

To be honest three isn't enough, I can't choose!

Worst
- Perch
- Smith
- Obertan

 

Most

jonas- tremendous work ethic, never stops runnin whether it be back or forward, so skillfull and hard to get off the ball. Cant believe it took so many so long to take to him, even despite his lack of end product has always done so much work for the team.
colo- so composed, a little to cool on the ball to start off with but since relegation he's been a rock. Reads the game so well.
ba- just because he's got everything you could wish for in a centre forward, best we've had since shearer by a million miles.

least

smith- as said by everyone else
xisco- yet another leech on our wage bill
ranger- absolute bell-end, given chance after chance to live the dream and make somethin of himself but would rather piss it up the wall and play the big g

*apologies to perch, obertan and best, although I dont rate them too highly as footballers prefer them to the wastes of skin above