The Land of Delusion..

Looking at the table right now for us is really exciting. ive personally had my eye on that 40 point mark its a magical landmark for the premier league as it tends to mean safety, and for us to be just about safe at this halfway point is a massive achievement and we are on course for our highest finish in a long long time.

now here the really deluded part lol... (the following is in no way a serious prediction or outcome just a perfect world scenario.. if you cant comprehend that concept it may be best to leave)

we are only 12 points off the top of the league... what if... just what if.. those above us who have had some questionable form carried it on and we did the unthinkable and put up a league challenge.. and went one step further causing an upset and winning the league.. lol

How would you react? How much would it mean?, How would you genuinely celebrate? Would you cry? Would you die a happy man/woman via dying though self inflicted heart failure caused by the strain of vigourous non stop masturbation (..tash).

If you can, sum up our surprise package title winning season and tell us what it would mean the best you can.

(ps. this is all present.. this season this team this manager this owner.. not a progressive thing and a future title win, what would it mean right now)

 

Well with Shola upfront its a possibility that we will infact win the league.

I'd love it, love it.

 

What if... Basel get kicked out of the Champion's League and as a result Newcastle are chosen to replace them?

What if we won the Champion's League and as a result gained automatic qualification to the 2014 Brazil World Cup?

What if we won the World Cup with a Shola volley from 70 yards?

 

What if Shola was slated from now until the end of the season and us fans just couldn't understand why he kept starting... and then, out of nowhere, he scored 30 goals against Everton away, on the last game of the season to claim the golden boot?!?!?!?

 

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

 

But what if there were hypothetical questions??

 

If all that happened, then, I'd run outside, start celebrating madly and jump up into the air. And get hit by a pig turd falling from the sky...

 

What if James Perch wins player of the year

 

If that happened I would break off from enjoying my threesome with Charlize Theron and Zooey Deschanel and do a celebratory lap of honour round the garden whist fighting off the hordes of screaming A-List female lovelies who are desperate to make love to me.

Was that enough delusion for you?

 

What if Shola scores at the Nou Camp again next year to win the Champions League?

 

Better than an elephant turd!

 

More chance of Timmy scoring with a goal kick.

 

I want Curly hair too.
What if... Basel get kicked out of the Champion's League and as a result Newcastle are chosen to replace them?

What if we won the Champion's League and as a result gained automatic qualification to the 2014 Brazil World Cup?

What if we won the World Cup with a Shola volley from 70 yards?
You had to spoil it with the last sentence, up until then it was all possible!

 

Keep smoking that sensi bro

 

If we won the premier league this year I'd genuinely drink about 20 Jägerbombs, 20 shots of sambucca and 30 double JD and cokes and spend all my money at the casino thinking it was my lucky day !

 

What if every one of our players except Shola got injured in the last game and only Shola was on the pitch, scoring the the winner, then keeping the ball in the corner for the rest of the game and winning us the league, obviously he's be wearing the keeper gloves aswell.

 

If we won the league i would be intensely overjoyed, like the rush you get from 5 fat lines in a row.

But to be honest after that initial buzz i would probably think "wait a minute, its just a sport, it doesnt really mean anything, millions are starving right now and in pain..."

 

You must enjoy life

 

Quite silly this thread, isn't it?...

 

Meh, just a bit of fun.