Fergie throws toys

I think he'll retire at the end of the season now like.

 

I gotta see that show

 

Theres an example for you

 

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Fergie sacked after humiliating defeat by Liverpool!














"Carlsberg don't do sacking celebrations, but if they did, they would probably be the best sacking celebrations in the world."

 

Rio Ferdinand:

Not sure whether he was messing about or not.

 

If this happened, it is full blown proof that the World has indeed gone crazy.

 

He's not exactly the brightest crayon in the box though.

He probably thought that was the saying. Didn't know the difference between mantle and mantelpiece.

 

Cheers mate.

Quite enjoyed it actually

 

The jokes and stuff are actually alright i just can help but cringe when he trys to talk like hes rudeee and also when he says merked

 

Yeah the ''merked' bit was a bit cringe-worthy

 

Yeah, every time he says 'merked' it is a bit of a cringe

 

Good to see we all agree on the topic of rio and his merking

 

I only managed to watch a minute

 

It really is that bad

 

I hate the **** me like.

 

Sir Alex Furgeson was today the centre of more controversy when he banned his wife from speaking to other members of her local Womens Institute,after her Strawbery Conserve failed to win best in class at the local fair. The puce-faced serect alchoholic Govan whinger is undertood to have been thrown in a whiskey-fumed rage when his wife contacted him and said she's come second to a Lemond Curd. Despite his wifes admisson that her conserve was '****', Furgeson refused to accept the decision. He risked his licence by driving the three miles to the fair at 11 in the morning (it was reported that, as normal, he'd already downed 2 bottles of Lagavulin by 1030). Once at the fair, he was seen berrating the elderly female judge, questioning her tasting ability and suggesting that she had a history of favouring curds. The woman, who didn't want to be named, complained that Furgeson had slurred: 'Ya ****in' bassa, ay'll smash yer ****in' teeth oota yer heed ya cheatin' wee radgie auld twat!' , before forcibly bundling his ashen faced wife into the car and veering wildly out of the car park. Later, the gum-chewing geriatric twat told reporters: 'She'll no be speakin' ta ye!', as he dragged her into their house by the hair, knocking over a small mountain of emplty single malt bottles piled by the front door.

 

rep.

 

Rep Asprilla

 

I'll post it on the manure board now...