If you really wanted to do it, you would have tried again with a stronger tie or rope, so **** off mopey ****
Actully you sad little **** I did try on two other occasions, I was in hospital for a week after overdosing and now have a ****ed liver because of it and I broke 18 bones when I accidentally got run over by a truck. I don't regret any of those incidents and apart from the odd creak due to damaged bones and joints and the sad fact that I can't drink more than 1 pint of beer per day, I'm actually a fairly well rounded person, something which I reckon your a million miles from being. I've learnt a lot and if you want any advice about how to commit suicide, I'd be more than glad to help you as I guess most on here would love to read your obituary
If he wanted to do it then why ask someone who has failed to do it on numerous occasions advice on how to do it?
How do you figure that one out? You're renowned for being full of ****e and I've given a truthful statement about my suicide attempts, if talking bollocks was an Olympic even, you'd medal for sure.
why are you talking about ****ing failed suicides? If you really meant to do it, you would not be sat there now typing in ****ing bollocks after sympathy. For your 4th attempt, i advise going to beachy head & doing a tom daley, thinking about that Olympic gold medals bollocks you have just spoke about.
I would imagine there's fans of plenty of clubs that will be more than happy to assist dean in any way they can if he wishes to attempt it again
The thread is about a man who attempted suicide, someone mentioned something about it being hard to fail at something so easy, I merely showed that doing something in a knee jerk way often leads to failure and did that by mentioning my own failed attempts. I was a kid at the time and they occured well over 20 years ago, I clearly wanted sympathy at the time, but for quite a while now I haven't given a **** what people think of my actions as a dumb kid, if wanted any sympathy I'd claim to be related to a sad prick like yourself? I do wonder though why you always come on here and talk so much ****e? Are you only a little kid yourself and you just try and act like an adult, maybe you're so hideous that anything you do is better than looking in the mirror, or maybe (almost certainly) you're just a dumb saddo who wouldn't know what the world outside your house was like if it wasn't for the internet.
