Getting Married - QPR theme ideas

I finally got round to asking the other half to get married and was hoping to incorporate QPR into the day!,
Im trying the Blue and white theme but she isnt liking the idea to much, however my next thought which surely she cant refuse is table names!!
QPR Legends, Loftus rd theme, Anyone got any good ideas?

 

You could have blue and white flowers on the table as the centre piece. As for naming tables how about your favourite shirt sponsers we have had?

Any way congratulations

 

She is not very romantic is she....? Me and my better half were on a wedding anniversary trip in london few years ago and i sent e-mail to club if they could put our names on the scoreboard during the match. They did and my wife was very impressed for the rest of the trip........

 

Many congratulation, MKRanger71.

This is HOWE you should do it...

You need to arrange a day guaranteed to BOWLES her over: I suggest a white dress topped off with a PARKER, with a blue & white hooped garter around her SHANKS.
The wedding breakfast should consist of a starter of a tin of CAMPBELL's, followed by CURRIE and with a sweet of HAZELL mousse - make sure you hire a good COOK. Wash it all down with a bottle or two of VAAGEN MOEN.

If the page boys misbehave on the day, simply BIRCHAM. But for GODDARD's sake, don't let the in-laws get on your WICKS on the day - you'll NEEDHAM in the future.

As for honeymoon destinations, FRANCIS particularly romantic for FAURLIN around (certainly preferable to CARLISLE)...

NB. don't forget you'll need something old, something new, something BORROWDALE and, of course, something BLUE.

If you don't like any of these ideas, then SODJE!

[Out of respect for the occasion I will leave out our former England (and Arsenal) goalkeeper and jokes about your DICHIO and 'having ROEDER']

 

Very good uber,and congratulations mk

 

I'm afraid a tin of CAMPBELL'S followed by a CURRIE could result in everyone ending up with SH*TTU...

 

genius!

 

If you can't stretch to a Rolls, how about a Rove Ranger?

Maybe you could get Neil W to do a speech. (He's not busy at the moment.)

1. Best Man
2. Bride's father
3. Neil Warnock ("If i'm being honest I would have to say that these two are just made for eachother ... " etc.)

Have you sorted the entertainment at the reception? You could try Terry Venables who has been known to croon a tune. (Won't be able to sing his "hit", "Whad'ya wanna make those eyes at me for", not really appropriate at a wedding.

In the old days they used to read out telegrams and cards. Maybe now you should invite tweets. I'm sure Joey and TF would send you one.

Whatever you decide, have a good day and very good luck to you and the future Mrs MK.

 

see how it goes for a few months..
if you lose confidence in her, give her the spanish elbow and get another manager in..

i jest-CONGRATULATIONS MK.

 

Congratulations MK...I remember planning mine and made similar suggestions. Little QPR badge on the jacket, blue and white napkins...going away outfit involving a QPR shirt, our first dance to Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag or the wedding reception in one of boxes at Loftus Road. In the end, I had a wonderful day in a traditional converted mill in the countryside without a blue and white hoop in sight...so if you manage anything, you've done better than I did.

 

Getting Married : QPR Style

First, you have to get your GALLEN pop the question. Sometimes, blokes make the mistake and SPRINGETT on her unexpected. If she gets MADDIX probably a good idea to leave it, However she may well look at you all IMPEY-like, with her HAZELL eyes, and accept, especially if you've had the foresight to NEILL and PALMER engagement ring.

Pick the day right. It's more expensive to get hitched at the weekend than it is on a FEREDAY, and you'll also miss the game.

Hopefully, the weather remains CLEMENT on your big day, and that there's enough room that everyone PARKES their cars safely. If your in-laws are rich, maybe they can hire a dedicated car PARKER?

How to decorate the church is a problem made more acute since the Royal Wedding last year. If she's KEEN, then loads of candles, their WICKES trimmed, BYRNE nicely and have GIVENS a great atmosphere.

Speeches at the reception are often tricky, but the rule is simple: Don't go on FURLONG.

After everyone has gone home (hopefully the COOK has done you proud), and the DAWES are shut on the bridal suite, you're READY, she's READY, hopefully you've not got a PEACOCK, and it's time to go HOLLOWAY.

 

Failing that you could put on your new beige socks dance to level 42 get out your THOMAS have a hand shandy and call it off

 

OK, I can't hold back any longer, here goes....

Make sure you perform to your maximum on your wedding night - you should suffer a sore DICHIO after you've ROEDER...

Oh, and something smutty about SEAMAN and HUCKER as well...

 

It's very simple, on your wedding night, take her up the R's.....

 

Brilliant

 

Just been helpless with laughter at this for 5 mins, then got to the Up the R's suggestion..... Priceless, but think I've given myself a hernia

 

Oh just piss off, you're getting dull now.

 

Me? I go for anything as long as its YOUNG and got a HULSE. If I've got meself a DYER, I get into a WRIGHT PHILLIPS, I can tell you... although you don't have to TRAORE too hard to impress those! I particularly like them in fetching lingerie. There's now't better than when they've got the full GABBIDON and you just KENNY that there's gonna be some FAURLIN about very soon. I try to MACKIE for the front door, but on the odd occasion that I've had one two many VAAGEN MOENs and try to HARRIMAN, I have found meself up the ****TU instead. Blimey, the AGYEMANG they give me then, I can tell you!

Sorry in advance.