Funniest football moments: Personal Experiences

My team were in a tournament and it was the last few minutes. The ball falls to our CM inside our half and he boots it forward on the volley. The volley got quite far, landing just behind the opposition defence. The opposition CB shouted to the keeper 'watch the bounce', but he didn't and the ball looped over his head. However the ball had bounced very high and he had a chance to recover. Unfortunately for him he lost track of the ball as he backtracked, and it bounced off the top of his head and in. Cue 11 man pile on celebration and tournament victory.

 

newcastle smashed sunderland 5-1 i was with all me family who support sunderland i will never ever let them forget this day

 

Mine is of a very similar ilk as OT's, except I was the goalie for my school team (because nobody else would go in nets of course).

Coming out to collect a long ball upfield at the edge of my box, I was distracted by a butterfly (genuinely), panicked, and threw the ball over my right shoulder. Quickly responding to my gaffe, I chased the ball at full pelt (so the speed of a stricken car being "pushed" by a Luis Saurez figure), realising the ball was rolling towards the goal.

As I approached the line, I knew the ball had crossed it, but only just... Remembering a certain other Carrol, I decided that the ref may not have seen the incident considering he was 30 yards away and I was directly infront of the ball, so scooped the ball from over the line in desperation... Unfortunately I always was **** at fielding in cricket, so my flick back hit my shoulder and catipulted into the net even harder...

Also, before every game we played, I had a mate who would walk off our beaten up mini-bus and instantly shout across fields "you're just a bunch of sheep-shaggers!". A form of pre-game ritual I suppose. The "Baaaa"s during the match I never quite understood... If he genuinely believed they had an affinity for sheep, surely all he's gaining from that is to sexually entice these people?

Well it worked, we got ****ed every match!

 

Ball in bushes, bald manager goes in to get it, comes out with one sole pine sticking out of his head and blood pouring everywhere. If you know the guy you'd probably cry laughing.

 

Supermac playing, an FA Cup match I think.

He's running with the ball at goal and one of the opposition says "make him play it with his right", they do but he still scores with his right.

The next time they say "make him play it with his left", again he bangs one in with his left.

The next time, the guy is forlornly shouting "make him head it"............