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The Offside Rule explained...

Discussion in 'Shrewsbury' started by Matster, Jan 5, 2012.

  1. Matster

    Matster Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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  2. Lenny

    Lenny Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant!
     
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  3. atcham jack

    atcham jack Well-Known Member

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    1'll hold your coat matster while you explain it to the L2 assistant refs
     
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  4. Lenny

    Lenny Well-Known Member

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    I believe this costs £2.99 though!
     
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    Matster Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    it'll be 50p in the shops
     
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  6. Mcginlay's Car Keys

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    While we are on the subject, I used this to explain the offside rule to Mrs McGinlay. Now I can take her to matches without having to spend half the game explaining offside.

    You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

    The 'opposing' female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

    Both of you have forgotten your purses.

    It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

    The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

    Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

    She prepares to throw her purse to you.

    If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

    At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper,
    catch the purse and buy the shoes.

    Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
     
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