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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 10, 2012.

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Where to go.......

  1. Benalmadena

  2. Menorca

  3. Albeifura

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  1. Jonas' Dance Teacher

    Jonas' Dance Teacher Active Member

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    I'm going to Paris in March

    <party>

    Then supposed to be going to Magaluf in August, but my daughter is due to be born in April so doubt I will be going lol
     
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  2. tommytoonAA

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    Road trip from London to Copenhagen :)
     
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  3. Jock McMagpie

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    Ive just bought a housd,moved in on Friday! Holidays are prob cancelled this yr! Sad times
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Might see Brigitte Neilsen in Sly's house if you go to Acapulco.

    Not quite as good as he used to be mind.
     

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  5. holystone

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    Benalmadena has nice beach, loads of pubs and Europe's largest whore house . Not often mentioned in the guides.
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    I'm sure ACS's other half will be delighted to hear about the largest whore house in Europe.
     
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  7. The Wilde one

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    Another Benicassim trip pour moi. I really want to go to Paris again but last time I checked it isn't free to get there and they don't give you food and money when you're there so probs can't afford it.
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    The mean so and so's.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    A brothel? Did someone mention a brothel?
     
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  10. Samuel L Ameobi

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    Im off to somewhere in July, maybe Ibiza or Malia.
     
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  11. I Bleed Black & White

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    I went to benalmadena on my mates stag. It's Lovely and eating out is really cheap. There's a square where all the mad heads go to get monged but you can easily avoid it and there are plenty of family orientated places including the harbour area.

    Menorca is a bit expensive to eat out from my experience.

    Never been to Portugal
     
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  12. I Bleed Black & White

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    Ps there's a brothel of high class ho's just up from linikers on the square. The lasses there are ****ing tremendous. 90euro's like. :(
     
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  13. overseasTOON

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    Head to Albeifura. It's a great place to go and you've got nice beaches, good food (try a Cataplana. It's amazing), some good wines and there are other towns nearby so you can at least have a few days away from the resort area.

    Portimao is quite large and close. Lagos is really nice.

    Also, there's a range of hills a few miles north of the resort that are worth a visit. Some great restaurants up there that have slighlty different Portuguese food to what you'd dind on the coast.
     
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  15. overseasTOON

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    I'm off skiing soon this month and then will be driving to the south of France in May for a long weekend to see some old friends and attend a wedding.

    Heading off to Miami in September for two weeks to see my Dad. It dawned on all of us that my Dad still hasn't met miniOT and she's 5!<yikes>
     
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  16. holystone

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    Here is the public information announcement:

    Estark 92 Brothel has plenty of Eastern European and Latina prostitutes with different shapes, colours, and BBBJ attitude, many of whom you would be proud to take anywhere with you. At Estark 92, premium sluts have their own private room.

    70 euros for half an hour is still a reasonable price for a S&F, but if the girl likes you, you sometimes get longer time. A bottle of beer costs 5 euros and the lady drinks are always a little more. Beware and discuss what you expect before going to the room.

    Estark 92 club schedule is Tues-Weds 9 pm - 2 am, Thurs-Fri 7 pm &#8211; 2 am , Sat 2 pm - 6 am .
     
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  17. Badgers Assemble

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    I went to malia last year, would recomend any of the party islands for the younger posters on here <ok>

    Doubt its the place for Alert's chip shop to take his kids though :D
     
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  18. Sammy's Teckers

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    I'm off to Florida in June ,them I don't know if I can class this as a holiday but Newcastle for a month after it

    @OP I havnt been to the portugal place but have two the two others,All the islands except Ibiza are expensive ,and benalamidina I liked,if you have a car ,Gibraltar is only 1 hour away and is a great day out ,so is tivoli world and fuengirola zoo

    @ the people who've been Acapulco,what's the easiest/cheapest way to get there?
     
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  19. thedeludedfannymagnet

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    I've got a wife and 3 kids so I'm looking for somewhere thats cheap and cheerful, cheaper the better but no war zones fgs!
    France last year was an eye opener, quite expensive now.

    Probably quite cheap in Greece at the moment but a risk of mugging lol

    Spain or Portugal i reckon!
     
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  20. overseasTOON

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    Easiest way is to fly there
    Cheapest way is to swim there <whistle>
     
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