Profanisaurus - Best Book Ever

Gorillas in the mist: Fat hairy women that your friend drunkenly dances with in a nightclub....also see "Dances with Wolves"


Come to bed pies: Given to fat women as a come-on


Millenium Falcon: Term used to describe when your friend has had sex with an ugly bird. As in the classic Star Wars dialogue "You came in that thing, you're braver than I thought"

 

how do you get a fat burd into bed?

piece a cake

 

A new craze in Town.Women are putting Vodka jellies up their fannies and guys are drinking them out with straws.Doctors are worried about the effects of minge drinking.

 

Chocolate Iceberg - A turd thats 2 thirds under water

Best publication I've ever bought.

Wizard's Sleeve is another personal favourite.

 

Profanisaurus.

That's gotta be a heartwarming tale about a T-Rex with tourettes.