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Eric Cantona to be President of France

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Jan 10, 2012.

  1. gas

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  2. Magic Laudrup 11

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    **** sake, I was hoping for a masked link and to be redirected to a gaping arsehole picture.

    Mick, ban this **** <grr>
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

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    In these times of crisis, Europe needs strong leaders who will happily karate kick their critics.

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  4. Coffee55

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    I think Cantona would make a good President what with the seagulls and frogs.
     
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  5. gas

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    He's as nutty as a fruitcake.

    I bet he'd piss ze germans off by ****ing Merkel a la Chapmans misses.
     
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  6. thephatone

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    He cant be any worse than that tit they have now, and as for rodgering merkel at least it might stop her trying to become president of europe!
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

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    You expect her to just bail out her profligate neighbours without putting measures in place to ensure they act more responsibly in future?
     
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  8. Go G YellowScreen

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    Cantona will never be President of France. He's arrogant, self-opinionated and has too high an opinion of himself. Oh wait...
     
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  9. Toby

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    This <ok>

    He's completely lost it, he considers himself to be a 21st century philosopher. The French don't even like him that much.

    No chance.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Like the seagulls following the trawler for fish.
     
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    I don't really see why people thought the trawler and the seagulls was so profound to be honest. It was bleedin' obvious what was meant.

    Now if Barry Ferguson had uttered it............................
     
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  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Or even Gordon Strachen.

    Get it up ye.
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

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    Strachan is positively an intellectual compared to Fungushun, by ra way, but, but, square baw by ra way........................
     
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  14. Sam Axe

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    Sorry to disappoint but apparently he made a statement in France today that he would not be running and he only created this speculation to raise awareness for a number of causes he was working on.
     
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  15. gas

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    Well thanks for that Sam.

    <Fredclosed> <grr>
     
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  16. Go G YellowScreen

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    Strangely, I don't feel disappointed.
     
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  17. Sam Axe

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    I do. He would have put the fear of God in the rest of Europe and his own country to sort themselves out.
     
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  18. gas

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    I do.

    It would have been rather interesting having a total nutcase leading a major European country. We could have had a scenario just like the last great depression. :)
     
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  19. Go G YellowScreen

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    Silvio Berlusconi?
     
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  20. NobbysTeeth

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    Just going off on a tangent here did you know its legal to marry a dead person in France? #WTFuckFacts (details on Wiki) but the French President has to approve it.:police:
     
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