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State Funeral

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Will Margaret get one you think?

    I think it's more than likely she will. Fully deserved too after all she gave this country and stood up against Johnny Foreigner.

    It may even mean a National Holiday.
     
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  2. Go G YellowScreen

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    Maggie is sure to get a State funeral.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    who cares? it'll cost the tax payer about 2p
     
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  6. MrT

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    Do we get a holiday?

    If so - she deserves one. If not - who ****ing cares?
     
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  7. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    A 2p funeral?

    Just throw her corpse down a disused mine shaft. An ironic funeral <ok>
     
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  8. Toby

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    If she could remember who she was she wouldn't want one. It should be soon enough though, she looks as ****ed as the Pope.
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

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    I thought plans were already in place for a state funeral.

    I suggested the Indian tradition of suttee when Denis snuffed it, but nobody backed me up. <grr>
     
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    Yip, make sure its one of the ones she closed
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Arthur Scumbag and his goons were responsible for 1985.

    The mines were costing this country millions. They needed closing and closed down they got.

    Bunch of violent ignorant layabouts with no scruples or morals.

    The end justified the means.
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    Can she kick the bucket this year? I'd love a long weekend at Easter, had to work when the Royals got married so I'm owed one.

    I'll be able to arrange the street party and fireworks to see the old hag off in style. If they need any volunteers to light the funeral pyre I'd like to put my name forward. I can only hope that if she is buried that it isn't in Westminster Abbey because that would make pissing on her grave a bit tricky.

    If she is losing her marbles wouldn't it be fun to run the Argentine flag up outside her maximum security twilight home, then burst into her room shouting "Vivas Las Malvinas!"
     
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  13. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Sure. We closed down our own mines then started importing coal from Germany which cost more than what our own was costing.

    That's good economics for you.
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    As usual you have not addressed the points because you can't.

    Twat!
     
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  15. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    As usual, you milk it till the cow runs dry.
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Yes dear.

    Avoid the points as usual.
     
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  17. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    It would be good if you actually had a point for once.
     
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  18. Mind The Duck

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    She can have one as long as its this week
     
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  19. Billy Death

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    I hope she gets a state cremation.

    While she's still alive.
     
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  20. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    She stole my milk
     
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