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Anyone go to a gym?

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  1. Coffee55

    Coffee55 Guest

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    I am thinking of joining a gym...

    Does anyone here go to one? I've never been to one. What do you do there?
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I used to go every day. Only to deliver their mail though, when I was a postman.
     
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  3. Coffee55

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    At least it kept you slim.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I got to lift weights cos am pyoor solid
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Don't do it. You'll stop going after about 3 visits, but find you'll have to keep paying the thieving ****s for another 6 months.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    Go running or play 5 a side it's cheaper.
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    this times a million <ok>
     
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  8. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    There are two reasons men go to gyms:

    One, to get fit.

    Two, to do a Sam Axe, ie. meet and get shagged by big muscly men.
     
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  9. Coffee55

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    I've decided to tkake the advice and keep away from gyms, I shall start jogging.
     
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    I go, but just hang about in the communal showers <ok>
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    it feels good to do a whole body workout with weights though. jogging is boring as **** and with my knees only lasts 5 minutes. I have "runner's knee" it sucks ass. need to take about 4 ibuprofen and 2 syndols just to play a game of 5s :(
     
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  12. Archers Road

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    2 aussie guys I used to work with decided to join their local gym in Earls Court, West London. Unbeknown to them, Earls Court was not only home to a large aussie/kiwi population, but also a bit of a gay mecca. Mind you, the name of the gym should have been a giveaway - it was called "The Pumphouse". Great larks ensued when the 2 cobbers arrived tanned, oiled, and ready for their first work out.
     
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    Gyms are so boring.
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    so are adams
     
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