Garden gnomes are Santaists, why do you think they all wear those hats? NB: Santaists not to be confused with Satanists.
OMG. I've just realised that garden gnomes are Amish which means they either work in the Woolpack or are possibly Muslims as well. That's just the ones with the beards. Not sure about the other ones at all. I'm confused again.
As we've got onto what counts as racist or not, did anyone see the news report done in London last week where the reporter asked the woman he was interviewing if she "blamed the little brown people"? Although it was in a piece about racism, if I'd been that woman up to the point he said that I'd have thought it was a piece about the economy/housing because he'd asked her whether she was confident about the future for her kids or not. He came out with the "little brown people" line when she said she wasn't because it was hard enough for her to find a job that would let her have a house of her own (living in London where prices:wages are really bad) so she didn't see how they'd be able to in future because it'd be even more expensive with the population growing.
They might be seriously looking at an alternative target now as well. I'm hearing they're after for a PL based winger who was definitely available before this weekend, although it might have changed due to a couple of things happening for them over the weekend. I'm saying they might be an alternative target because they've been known to play on either wing and in the hole, so they might want them and Stewart to play on either side. Don't really want to say who it is because my source gets their information quite high up, and I don't want to see him angry because I've lost him his inside feed on his own club. What I will say is it's not Hamill before anyone panics because I'm saying this on the back of me asking why Leicester hadn't shown an interest in him yet. (if Leicester are after Hamill that's a seperate thing altogether)
Yes but everyone has a price and I am sure that the price put on Stewart is way above what Leicester would be willing to pay.
unless he has reason to think he can get him for less, or indeed has other reasons of mischief or smoke-screen!
There's lots, including some with beards... please log in to view this image We have at least one on our books now, Kamel Ghilas.
