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Absolutely mental tactics

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  1. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    Use the tactic once to go 1-0 up, and then use Skalpel's tactic of filling the goal with a wall of players so you get all 1-0 wins.
     
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    Chappaz, Jan 8, 2012
  2. Blue harvest

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    "One player gets the ball and keeps it very close, whilst the other 9 outfield players link arms and basically form a giant circle around him. The player in the middle then slowly dribbles the ball whilst the circle of linked players shuffle along with him. They then keep shuffling until the circle virtually crosses the goal line, where the player in the middle can then shoot without any obstruction." Like it, only problem surely the oppponent can just step up and the the players at the front of the circle would be offside!

    Catching the ball betwen calf and hamstring and hoping along?
    Keeper wearing huge foam gloves that fill the goal?
     
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    I can imagine the commentary REALLY cleary now. <laugh>.

    In your best Motty voice: Oh, wait, what's this! Newcastle United are literally herding Liverpool's players towards the corner flag! Incredible!
     
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  4. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Get the fans to scream "FIRE FIRE FIRE" in a very high pitched voice when their defender is on the ball , this will distract him and Ba will do the rest.

    It needs to be well timed and really loud though.
     
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    Or, when a striker is running up-field, the whole squad shout "Get down!" at the opposition and all do dramatic swan dives to the floor causing opposition defenders to do the same. Whilst the defenders bite the grass fearing for their lives, your striker gets up, runs onto the ball and gets an easy goal. <ok>
     
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    Organise this with the crowd: Continually smash it into the side netting and celebrate with team mates & cheering crowd like you've scored. Do this over and over until the ref is finally fooled.
     
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    I can't believe it <laugh>

    [video=youtube;WK3eH8kZQVQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK3eH8kZQVQ[/video]

    Epic fail but <applause> for the effort!
     
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    [video=youtube;0BEMYf9uktY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BEMYf9uktY[/video]
     
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    Samuel L Ameobi, Jan 8, 2012
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    [video=youtube;AYpRn2Nl_zs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYpRn2Nl_zs[/video]
     
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    Hahahha holy **** <laugh>
     
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  11. Samuel L Ameobi

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    Players should make a wall along the penalty area to stop the other team getting to rebounds on pens <ok>
     
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    Samuel L Ameobi, Jan 8, 2012
  12. Cheik out that Tiote lad

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    Well this thread made me laugh a bit like..

    If this was the Stoke board:
    I know its unknown and mental, but we pass the ball around and craft out some immence technical chances and simply play the ball into the net.. That would be propper football!!!!
     
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    Cheik out that Tiote lad, Jan 8, 2012
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    skalpel, Jan 8, 2012
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