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The new Liverpool chant

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  1. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    Made me smile(to When Johnny comes marching home):

    His armband lied, he was no red, Torres, Torres
    He’s just a rent boy, like they said, Torres, Torres,
    Into our backs, he plunged his knife,
    I hope John Terry shags his wife,
    Fernando Torres, he’s just a pile of ****
     
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    originallambrettaman, Mar 4, 2011
  2. Sagegee

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    And a fine pair of shoulder blades that the knife was plunged into!
     
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  3. eruth

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    LOL - I like that one
     
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  4. Harlow Tiger

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    Brilliant... almost as good as the Rooney one.
    he's fat, he's scouse
    he'll probably rob yer house...wayne rooney wayne rooney
     
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  5. originallambrettaman

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    Or the Vidic one:

    Nemanja Oh Oh Oh
    Nemanja Oh Oh Oh
    He comes from Serbia
    He'll ****in' murder ya
     
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    originallambrettaman, Mar 4, 2011
  6. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    Best one is to Van Persie to the tune of Rewind by the Artful Dodger

    RVP
    when the girl says no
    molest her
     
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    Hank Scorpio, Mar 4, 2011
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    Nah best one by far is......

    Park park, you ugly ****,
    you look just like a crispy duck,
    could be worse, could be gay,
    getting bummed by John O Shea.
     
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    Park, Park, wherever you may be,
    You eat dogs in your home country!
    It could be worse, you could be a Scouse,
    Eating rats in your council house!
     
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  9. kidcol39

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    Aresnal's Adebayor chant is the best.

    Adebayor, Adebayoooor.
    His Dad washes Elephants
    and his mum is a w**re
     
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    kidcol39, Mar 4, 2011
  10. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

    DJBlackandamberarmy(No4) Well-Known Member

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    i heard some chelsea fans singing to the same torres tune..

    he is a blue he was a red, torres, torres..
    he hates the kop, he loves the shed, torres, torres..
    he used to go out on the rob, but now hes got a proper job..
    fernando torres chelseas number 9.. <laugh>
     
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    DJBlackandamberarmy(No4), Mar 4, 2011

  11. ElTigre

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    How do you guys know these songs? I can never catch what's being sung when listening on the telly.
     
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    ElTigre, Mar 4, 2011
  12. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    There's a website for them. Plus there's links all over Youtube.
     
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    Hank Scorpio, Mar 4, 2011

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