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Worst ever Newcastle players

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  1. THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT

    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT Well-Known Member

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  2. skalpel

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    The next person to misspell Kluivert is an asshole.

    edit - <laugh> noooo
     
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  3. goldie

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    Kluivert was ****ing Sounessed man. If Robson wasn't sacked after 4 games Bellas and him would have ripped it up. Robert n all.
     
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  4. THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT

    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT Well-Known Member

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    myyyy bad
     
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  5. Xisco's Travelling Circus

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    Guiv'arch is a great shout. The guy was a World Cup winner for God's sake! Completely useless.
     
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  6. Leon's the Best

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    Matty Pattison anyone?
     
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  7. Gluteus Maximus 1892

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    This, plus Frank Pingel (for the older ones among us)
     
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  8. Gluteus Maximus 1892

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    Shola might be a lot of things and definitely not the best striker we've had, but he played for Newcastle for 2 - 3 years
    with a ****ed up hip and never shirked. He should have said no, because it never did him any good, and he gets no thanks
    from the fans. They still say that in training he is unplayable/unstoppable, but I definitely think he uses the weights too much.
     
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  9. Gluteus Maximus 1892

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    I'm assuming this is sarcasm?
     
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    Haha nah, I posted that during the time earlier when I was the only person on the new server so all of my posts were going before the previous post. It was supposed to appear before yours. Never mind.
     
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  11. Cheick Mate

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    ****e. I remember when we lost 5-1 to Birmingham at SJP in the FA cup I think, Pattison didnt complete one pass all night I swear. I can remember screaming at the TV calling him a 'useless ****' like it was yesterday ..

    Babayaro
    Cacapa
    Moore
    Onyewu
    Boumsong :emoticon-0112-wonde
    Butt
    Owen
    Carr
    Ramage
    Luque
    Cort
    Perch
    Geremi
    SMITH

    And so many more ..

    Anyone notice a trend of defenders? The amount of money that we pissed up the wall on useless defenders over the years baffles me.
     
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  12. FootballPsycho

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    Loads of the ones I thought of have been said already but here are some more:

    Paul Huntington - anyone remember him?
    Fitz Hall - maybe a bit harsh
    Marlon Harewood - same
     
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  13. A November Night In Rotterdam

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    Ramage? Huntington?

    People are just naming academy graduates who didn't quite make the grade. These are supposed to be our worst ever players. Those two don't get close.
     
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  14. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    The scary thing about that list is that most of them were on the same team sheet! <yikes>
     
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  15. The Secret Ingredient

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    Frank Pingel and gorgeous George Reilly by far the worst players i've seen in the black and white
     
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  16. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    Brian Pinas.............
     
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  17. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Amdy Faye is probably the least talented footballer I've ever seen.

    At least Luque, Viana etc. had talent - Faye just couldn't do anything.

    Would say Perch, but he plays for us now so won't mention him ;)
     
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  18. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Anyone remember our brilliant back 4 of Carr - Boumsong - Bramble - Babayaro

    Souness is one awesome manager ain't he <grr>
     
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  19. Barton's my Backup

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    mark viduka!! not even close!!
     
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  20. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    7 out of Fat Sham's 9 signings for us were flops. Only Jose and Beye were success.

    Smith - Always injured, suspended or ****e.
    Rozehnal - Makes Perch look like Puyol.
    Cacapa - Makes Rozehnal look like Puyol.
    Barton - Debatable one, but out of 4 seasons he only had 1 good year. Other years he was injured, banned or in prison. Also, he is a ****.
    Faye - Good sometimes, bad other times.
    Geremi - Didn't look like a footballer.
    Viduka - See Geremi.

    So most of his signings could be on the list. Most of Souness' too.
     
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