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Danny Simpson.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Happy Birthday Danny Simpson, 25 today.

    Let's hope he celebrates with a win over Man Utd tonight.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jan 4, 2012
  2. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    I've got nothing nice to say about him so I'm going to take my mothers advice and say nothing at all, even though I just did, oh well.
     
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  3. overseasTOON

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    Happy Birthday Danny.

    Hope you got a nice present, say, the ability to close a player down for your birthday? <whistle>
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Watch him score against United tonight.
     
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    Anyone tried his app yet?
     
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  6. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    I'd rather puncture my own lung.
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Ouch, as bad as that?
     
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    I'll go along with this.
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    For all his shortcomings I'd prefer him over Perchino.
     
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  10. Rafa's Championship Party

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    I'd rather I played over Perch and I ain't played for 7 years.
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    Was going to put myself up against Perchino.
     
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  12. Nolansnewbestfriend

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    It's propper hard!
     
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  13. andyeswecan

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    the Danny Boy app is pretty easy once you get used to the dodgy programming.

    It's nee Skyrim.


    Maybe for his bday he'll get the ability to stand closer than 10 yards away from the winger, a 3 pack of socks and maybe a DVD on 'passing options also exist on the ground'.
     
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  14. Vuckic's Faces

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    Just don't put on that stupid face again you kept doing at Liverpool.


    Happy Birthday <ok>
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Maybe Pards should give him a 10 yard tape to carry around to make it easier to judge the distance he keeps from the guy he's supposed to be marking.
     
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  16. Speedo

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    That's my favourite thing about Danny Simpson. He can break someone's legs and then go, apparently 100% seriously, 'really? What the ****, I got the ball?' It maybe one of his only two expressions (the other being a bit gormless), but it's very expressive.
     
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  17. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Been a decent player for us - not always great and got nothing bad to say about him really (well, while he is a NUFC player)

    So Happy Birthday Danny :)
     
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  18. Why aye Cabaye

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    For the money he cost he ain't done too bad <ok>
     
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  19. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Done really well up until his baby was born and became poorly
     
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  20. Whitchester Mag

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    Happy Birthday Danny!

    But if you keep pulling that face and playing ****e you can **** off back from whence you came!

    rant over...for now!
     
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