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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Spiderman-Mask, Feb 1, 2011.

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  1. Tomski

    Tomski Active Member

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    The official website has spelt it with one c, but in one of their articles they have spelt it with two. I guess we'll never know...
     
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    Tomski, Feb 28, 2011
  2. Wein14

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    ' Tiote won more tackles than any Premier League player this weekend (seven). His season-long passing accuracy (87%) is higher than any other player at Newcastle.'

    Off the team of the week thing. Tiote is the holding player in it.

    Also, 'Cheick Tiote' is an anagram of 'Better than you all, especially you'.
     
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    Wein14, Feb 28, 2011
  3. Fuel_Rox

    Fuel_Rox Member

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    If you can see Cheick Tiote, he can see you.

    If you can't see him, then YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!!!
     
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    Fuel_Rox, Feb 28, 2011
  4. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Check tiote doesn't give a **** what the rock is cooking......
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Feb 28, 2011
  5. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    "El Toro" <yikes>
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Mar 1, 2011
  6. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!

    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb! Active Member

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    Nor does he care what his name is!
     
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    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!, Mar 1, 2011
  7. Big Bozz Man

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    Tiote eats up so many teams on the pitch his hart is made of mud and grass
     
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    Big Bozz Man, Mar 2, 2011
  8. Wein14

    Wein14 Active Member

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    Tiote has just joined Not606... He instantly was given all awards, achievements and has maximum reputation and points.
     
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    Wein14, Mar 2, 2011
  9. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Cheick Tiote's bird wanted to put up a picture of Anne Widdicombe, Cheick Tiote now has a new bird who wants Kara and Hannah Tointon on there.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Mar 2, 2011
  10. Tiggyrimana

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    cheick tiote can see harry potter through his invisibility coat
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 2, 2011

  11. toonpents

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    Cheick Tiote doesn't flush the toilet, he just scares the **** out of it
     
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    toonpents, Mar 2, 2011
  12. Leon Bessi

    Leon Bessi Active Member

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    why is this no longer a sticky?
     
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    Leon Bessi, Mar 5, 2011
  13. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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    As we have another Tiote one I guess
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 5, 2011
  14. beardface

    beardface Active Member

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    Plus it hadn't been commented on for 3 days.
     
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    beardface, Mar 5, 2011
  15. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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    yeah, don't want a sticky if it's not getting commented on :) Fed up of the global as well tbh.
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 5, 2011
  16. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Cheik Tiote fancies some Andy Carroll flavoured cereal
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 25, 2011
  17. Tiggyrimana

    Tiggyrimana Active Member

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    Probly been mentioned already but I seen it on facebook today...
    Cheik Tiote created the giraffe by upercutting a horse


    <laugh>
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Apr 4, 2011
  18. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    brilliant
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Apr 4, 2011
  19. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Some say that his nipple is the shape of SJP and that if he was playing FM11 Mike Ashley would give him a decent amount of money to spend
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Apr 11, 2011
  20. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    Chieck Tiote told Fernando Torres that if he scored again this season, he'd pay him a visit. Hence the Spaniard's goal drought
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Apr 11, 2011
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