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Alternative Occupations For Steve Bruce

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  1. simonbh7

    simonbh7 Active Member

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    After reading another thread I started thinking about what alternative careers Steve Bruce would be suitable for after he is sacked by Sunderland following their end of season collapse (bottle job)

    Here's my sugestions.


    Susan Boyle's stunt double.
    DJ for the deaf
    Bouncy castle
    Swimwear model for the morbidly obese
    Pinata
    Bird scarer
    Child scarer
    Roy Keane's dog groomer
    Gary Glitter's child groomer

    Can anyone think of any other suitable occupations for Mrs Doubtfire.
     
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  2. Tiggyrimana

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    santas grotto
     
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    Astronaught.
     
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    A competitor in 'The Biggest Loser'*

    * What a terrible concept for a show!
     
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  5. Tiggyrimana

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    OT its quite amusing when they tease the fat bastards with their favourite foods
     
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    Come on now, we'd have to give the other competitors a chance ;)
     
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    Donate his body for medical experimentation
     
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    Professional Gurner?
     
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    I am amazed that no-one's had a ****ing heart attack on that show yet
     
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    I don't understand why you would want to go on that show.. embarrass yourself in front of whoever watches that show...
     
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    steve bruce might become the first.
    Either that or he can accept the offer to be the model for the new belly's gona get you advert
     
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    Free cakes??
     
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    Moby-Dick
    3 jobs in one the whale/the DJ/the last one not really a job but a description of him and i'm sure if it was a job he'd get it
     
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    a speed hump - although i'd want to speed up thus defeating the object of the speed hump in the first place
     
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    Dinner lady. Imagine him in a hair net and apron ? Filling up trays with that ****e schools called food !
     
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    His face could be used as a punch bag, it certainly can't swell anymore than what it has.
     
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    Quinn's partner in the new 80's themed cop show; Sunderland Vice. (Brucey will of course be playing "Tubbs")
     
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    They should stuff his body and display it in the Natural History Museum as evidence of a man-pumpkin hybrid.
     
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    Pigeon Lady

    please log in to view this image
     
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    <laugh> quality !
     
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