Misplaced English Arrogance

I cannot afford to go mate. I'm going to two matches next week, kills the budget, unless I cut out the booze.

 

Toby is gay.

Toby liked to suck on his Mummy's titties up to the age of .... (Add your own answer here folks)

She stopped letting him suck her titties so he had to find some big fat cocks to suck on.

Toby likes to suck and **** with all the local homosexuals.

Proper bum-bandit by all accounts.

Huge ***got-****.

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Toby, Im beginning to warm yo you

 

Question:

What does Toby like to eat for dinner?

Answer: Either raw 'mince' or 'cottage' pie.

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same as ,as long as he tones down his racist rants

 

Your Mum has cancer

She's going to hang herself just so she doesn't have to endure your ****ing ugly mug at her bedside.

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I feel for you. Thankfully ( and with due modesty ) I am lucky to have the funds to be able to eat and watch my team ! I do love this time of the year - overdosing on both passions ( other than sex, of course )

 

thats sad because i heard his dad has aids and hes going to kill himself aswell because he doesnt want to tell him he's given it to his 12 year old son

 

That's sick.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

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I am(ashamedlookingsmiley)

 

I hope you're pleased with yourself, you've made Toby go to bed feeling all ashamed again.

He's going to cry himself to sleep again tonight.

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no, he's gone to wash his sons arse out with bleach (anotherashamedsmiley)

 

He's Danish.

 

Wake up Toby ,i want to tell you more about black boys stabbing each other for snazzy trainers in London....

 

sn23 you're not being fair - rather than being racist you should confine your latest post to reply to Toby's last remarks on this thread (accusing people of childish comments )- so you should have said something like " At least Toby won't get stabbed for his trainers - nobody's going to steal something with a velcro fastening."

ps Toby - I realise that wasn't funny, but then according to you I'm just a tedious prick - so I thought that I wouldn't disappoint you..
pps and Toby just to appease you and reply to an unanswered post of yours from last night - I don't really care if people do or do not reply to anything I post on GC -- it's NOT real life ! Sometimes it can be entertaining, and I try to join in - only going so far I wish. If people like what I do - fine, if not, well look at my username !
There - you've read this post of mine and wasted more of your life.

 

Joker strapped his big balls on and decided to try and be funny by insulting me when i wasn't online

Pathetic little weasel of a man.

 

Good morning Toby..... and so another wum day begins.

 

Sorry I'm late. Wassup?

 

Could have done with your brand of annoyance last night.
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