Aye, so I got her a set of wireless speakers for her iPhone, £300 they were, she opened them up, switched them on, volume was ****e, so back out on boxing day to get a refund, headed over to Strathkelvin retail park, got Bose speakers for her and a 19" telly for the kitchen, telly was "too wee" so I had to take that back, so I got her a 22" telly - alas, she was happy about that.... So I've got a digital aerial in the loft and I had to bring a cable down to the kitchen, there's a soil pipe that goes from the kitchen to the loft, so I'm thinking, nice straight run down, pop the wire out at the bottom and viola! fanny's your auntie. NO - the pipe bends all over the shop, ended up opening walls, taking WC's and sinks out, took me 10 hours to do it, 3 trips to ****in B&Q, had to re-pain walls, put the sink and pan back in, ended up with a leak that nearly brought the kitchen ceiling down last night, now I need to paint the ****ing kitchen ceiling ALL COS SHE DIDNAE LIKE THE £300 WIRELESS ****IN SPEAKERS!!
Man up ya ****in' pussy. What would John Greig think. Grow some balls and tell her to shove it up her twat. Gaylord.
I got one of those Babylis cut your own hair majobbies. Considering I just shave it all bald since I've got an Anthony Stokes style penalty spot developing I'm not sure wtf the point was in buying me something which is supposed to leave a good centimetre of hair.
Mick, why don't you do a Rooney and get a transplant. You're loaded, so why not? For the record, I don't like men wi nae hair. I like something to hold onto.
