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Differnces Between Pardew and Bruce

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  1. Wan Kin Tu

    Wan Kin Tu Guest

    There are many differneces between the two great managers. The main being transfer involvement.

    Some would argue that they both share the same attacking phliosophy to football, it's hard for either set of fans to argue that Newcastle and Sunderland don't play attacking football.

    However recent research by the Independent Sports Research Department (ISRD) and the University of Dehli shows that the main differnece between Pardew and Bruce is in the schlong department.
    The research has shown that Pardew has a far leaner, longer schlong compared to Bruce's chuddier, girthy wrap.

    It all makes for interesting reading with some insightful conclusions.

    All serious comments are appreciated.

    Regards

    Mr Nice
     
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    Wan Kin Tu, Mar 2, 2011
  2. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
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  3. Beatski

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    Pardew doesnt whine as much as brucey
     
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    Pardew does not have to ask home fans to turn up
     
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    this is why you never see Pardew in shorts
     
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    Pardew shags his players wives.
     
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    I was really hoping for an interesting analysis there instead of a **** joke.
     
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    As was I <laugh> Ahh well wasn't too bad, room for improvement though! :)
     
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    You can imagine Bruce not even managing to get it up with all the mash potato in his arteries.
     
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    awoodnewc, Mar 2, 2011
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    Pardew's daughter's boyfriend likes him, Bruce's daughter's boyfriend told him to **** off.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Mar 2, 2011
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Haha.
     
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    Pardew does not have a second job as Susan Boyle's stunt double.
     
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    simonbh7, Mar 2, 2011
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    "Differences Between Pardew and Bruce"

    About 11 stone and 30 years life expectancy.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Mar 2, 2011
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    Any pics
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Mar 2, 2011
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    Bruce wasn't brought in as part of a deal that shafted the existing manager and he isn't a gambling buddy of the owner.
     
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    Willa Pond, Mar 2, 2011
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