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Chappaz and Heavy Metal Toon

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  1. mackemlad91

    mackemlad91 New Member

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    I've not been on here long, and already I've noticed to stand out ****s -

    Could some of you tell me a bit more about Chappaz and Heavy Metal Toon.

    I'm sure they're both bum boys, and enjoy poking each others bumholes after their daily not606 sessions.

    Heavy Metal in particular. Is this guy 12? Constantly posts rants and gets pissed off so easily at wind ups. He's probably some fat, unemployed nerd that ****s of world of Warcraft.

    Chappaz enjoys the sound of his own voice. I'm sure he records himself speaking just so he can have a morning ****. unless Heavy Metal is around, and they can have pokey bum bum time.

    He seems to love butting in arguments and always giving his crappy opinions when they're not wanted.

    I'd love to know what I've missed from these two whilst I've been absent from the forums.

    Cheers/
     
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    mackemlad91, Dec 22, 2011
  2. Mr Wonderful

    Mr Wonderful Active Member

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    Take your fantasy's elsewhere please.
     
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    Mr Wonderful, Dec 22, 2011
  3. Billy Death

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    Hopefully you'll not BE around for long, you're making a total knob out of yourself.
     
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    Billy Death, Dec 22, 2011
  4. Amnesiac

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    You're a whiny little bitch aren't you Mackemlad.
     
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    Amnesiac, Dec 22, 2011
  5. LeonBestIsMint

    LeonBestIsMint Member

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    Shouldn't that be two?
     
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    LeonBestIsMint, Dec 22, 2011
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    Chappaz real name is Alan Tedium and he walks this earth alone. Except for the internet, his only companion.


    HMT is a 19 year old future paedophile. It's written in the stars, his chin puts jimmy hill's * spits * to shame and his hair is like dobbie the wonderhorses.

    He lives on that ****e council estate ower whitley bay, a few mins walk from the WB ground. I was going to kidnap and torture him once, when my playstation was broke.
     
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    psycho, Dec 22, 2011
  7. mackemlad91

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    Cheers Psycho, everyone else are being miserable pricks. It was a simple question wasn't it? Can't believe I'm getting stick for my other thread. I thought this was a forum for opinions? And the gen chat for... general chat about anything?
     
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    mackemlad91, Dec 22, 2011
  8. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    We'd have paid you well for that!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 22, 2011
  9. Alan Shearer

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    Never het chappaz but hmt is a deeply unstable collection of individuals huddled for warmth within an empty skull.
     
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    Alan Shearer, Dec 22, 2011
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    This forum wouldn't be the same without HMT, comes out with some classic stuff. <ok>
     
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    Mod Face, Dec 22, 2011

  11. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Can't we just ban this guy now? Before he does any damage?

    I admit I laughed at this article, but he's quite clearly an idiot wum.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Dec 22, 2011
  12. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat Active Member

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    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat, Dec 22, 2011
  13. Mr Wonderful

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    <laugh>
     
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    Mr Wonderful, Dec 22, 2011
  14. Leon Bessi

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    gay boy

    :)
     
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    Leon Bessi, Dec 22, 2011
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    <laugh>
     
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    u408379965, Dec 22, 2011
  16. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Why is this on the Newcastle board? It should be deleted or on the gen chat board...
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Dec 22, 2011
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    I'm not sure what's funnier the idiocy of the OP of Tash's reaction to it.
     
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    Willa Pond, Dec 22, 2011
  18. Agent Bruce

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    So many threads get put up on here that aren't football related, it's hard for the mods to keep up with what's what and where it should be.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 22, 2011
  19. Willa Pond

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    He's looking at you you know Tash.
     
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    Willa Pond, Dec 22, 2011
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