Who is the most foolish? The fool or the fool that follows him

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I'm rapidly losing faith at this rate, but want to know who our replacement is... don't want Powell sacked and Alex Dyer taking his place <cheers>
 
Don't worry, we've got Richard Murray to advise on who would replace Sir Chris if the axe falls. First you advertise the job in the newspapers, then you interview them over a long period of time, then you employ Iain Dowie and stick two fingers up at Simon Jordan. Then when he's blown a few million you change him for the assistant manager. Etc. etc. etc.
 
Surely Dicky 'Foxy Knoxy' Murray knows he can't keep getting away with killing this club.

How much more can we take?

Roly, do the right thing, get rid of Powell and take that dick with him.
 
Thought this was the most appropriate thread title for this story, even though I’m using a fair bit of poetic license to make the connection……

Darwin awards are being prepared as we speak…….


And before anyone accuses me of callousness, let me point out…..they started about 10 metres from the bank and proceeded to crawl further and further away from the bank towards the centre of the lake <doh>. And furthermore, I know Connaught Water well - it is a maximum of about 3 feet deep, so you could simply walk across it with your feet never leaving the bottom.

Mind how you go…….
 
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So are you a fool to take your place in a queue or, like me, do you think that these two are just typical of the ‘me first’ attitude of today ?

“But I was tired and just wanted to touch the top”

Yes, just like everyone else who got there before you, you self-centred, selfish ars*s.

 
So are you a fool to take your place in a queue or, like me, do you think that these two are just typical of the ‘me first’ attitude of today ?

“But I was tired and just wanted to touch the top”

Yes, just like everyone else who got there before you, you self-centred, selfish ars*s.

A pair of ****ers, who will probably never think they've done anything 'wrong'. :emoticon-0172-mooni
 
Yr Wyddfa?

Sad signs of the times - the queue jumping and the queue itself.
What is the point of hiking up a mountain (glorious wilderness and all that) if you have to join a queue just to get to the top.
****** tourists <doh>

And you can get away with most things (or you think you can) as long as it's for charity mate!
(smashey and nicey)

I hear there are similar queues to ascend the summit of Mount Everest. The mountain is covered in tourists and rubbish (discarded climbing equipment). Like a snow covered version of Brighton sea front in August.
 
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On the subject of following fools, it's a good thing I never had kids.
I would have foolishly followed Frank Zappa in giving them silly names.

He called one of his kids Moon Unit.
If I'd had a son I would have named him Dog Unit. Handy in later life should he wish to join the Police force.
 
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On the subject of following fools, it's a good thing I never had kids.
I would have foolishly followed Frank Zappa in giving them silly names.

He called one of his kids Moon Unit.
If I'd had a son I would have named him Dog Unit. Handy in later life should he wish to join the Police force.
David Bowie named his son Zowie. As soon as he reached 18 he changed his name. He is Duncan now.
 
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So are you a fool to take your place in a queue or, like me, do you think that these two are just typical of the ‘me first’ attitude of today ?

“But I was tired and just wanted to touch the top”

Yes, just like everyone else who got there before you, you self-centred, selfish ars*s.

A couple of tools
 
Thought this was the most appropriate thread title for this story, even though I’m using a fair bit of poetic license to make the connection……

Darwin awards are being prepared as we speak…….


And before anyone accuses me of callousness, let me point out…..they started about 10 metres from the bank and proceeded to crawl further and further away from the bank towards the centre of the lake <doh>. And furthermore, I know Connaught Water well - it is a maximum of about 3 feet deep, so you could simply walk across it with your feet never leaving the bottom.

Mind how you go…….
I'd still drown.
 
So are you a fool to take your place in a queue or, like me, do you think that these two are just typical of the ‘me first’ attitude of today ?

“But I was tired and just wanted to touch the top”

Yes, just like everyone else who got there before you, you self-centred, selfish ars*s.

I'd not be so polite but as this is a family friendly forum I'll leave it as you put it.

Also, WHY did they feel the need to do it, it was very unnecessary and clearly not in the spirit of the occasion.
 
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