Arsenal fans have a great sense of humour

I was in a heated discussion about the 4-4 game, and i tried to say i agree that our second penalty was soft, but he kept on whinging about it.

Then i stopped being reasonable and sent him a message saying -

"Look you little whinging spacker, how many times do your players dive around like bitches, or fall down like they've been sniped with a 50 cal, and win cheap freekicks and penalties? You and your players cry like little women when things don't go your way, but when you win a cheap penalty you don't say **** then do you?"

He sent me a message saying -

"Oh shut the **** up about us diving, that dive from Walcott in the cup against Leeds was the first dive we've attempted in like 10 years"

 

and your point is apart from showing an immaturity that a 5 yr old would be proud of

 

In all fairness .. I'm a little older than a 5 year old and I would have been reasonably proud of that interchange ..

 

bartons tash i think your soul mate has arrived

 

Bartons tash is a saint!

 

"and sent him a message saying -"

For a minute I thought you talked to people in real life!

 

How could you even suggest something like that?

Talking to people in real life? Pfft.

 

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department

for Work & Pensions, stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees

enough and they would send an inspector to interview them.




On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.

"Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy.


"Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he has a free cottage.


Then there's the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board and lodging.


There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week,

along with a bottle of whiskey, and occasionally gets to sleep with my wife."


"That's who I want to talk to," said the inspector, “the half-wit."

"That'll be me then," said Paddy.

 

Sorry but I didn't find this funny.

 

Secret .. not so much soul mate, more a personal enjoyment of BT's inane ramblings .. the flipant use of the word 'spacker' and the equally impressive lame response from the gooner just made me chuckle .. I have to assume BT purposely writes like this much as the Sun journo's do, for which I'd like to show my appreciation ..

 

Chamakh has dived twice this year for penalties.

 

Just shows that he only remembers the Walcott one because it was on TV.

 

Poor old Paddy.

 

oh no!! he was born this way

 

So was Lady Gaga but you don't see her making a song and da... Oh.

Yes you do.

 

he aspires to write to the (non)standard of a sun journo but he's probably more in the daily sport class and believe me it soon wears thin (when he post about 20 articles a day)

 

tbf, arsenal have had 12 or so penalties this season (ridiculous!) compared to our 4 i think

 

Has this ****ing ****** not managed to kill himself yet? Get on with it RIP Barton's Tash, I may even frequent these board's once you've ****ed off.

****er.