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There’s an alternative universe where Redknapp ****s off after a promotion in spite of him and we’re bumbling along 14th in the Prem forever, have one really good year where we scrape ninth and have a lovely time in Kazakhstan and Finland while I spend every penny and holiday day I have on our way to defeating a dog **** Rayo Vallecano in a European final before a night on 8% German beers and I die happily.

But we’re stuck in this universe and I’ll die after our 43rd consecutive year in the second division.
 
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Star of David Bardsley said:
But we’re stuck in this universe and I’ll die after our 43rd consecutive year in the second division.
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Blimey, You're being optimistic. I'd give us two or three years before there's a season when what comes up from League One are too good to go down (as it was this season) and some of the perennial turkeys have a rare good one and we slip through the trapdoor and end up doing a Reading...
 
Sooperhoop said:
Blimey, You're being optimistic. I'd give us two or three years before there's a season when what comes up from League One are too good to go down (as it was this season) and some of the perennial turkeys have a rare good one and we slip through the trapdoor and end up doing a Reading...
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I still need to tick off Exeter and Mansfield so that’s something to look forward to in a way.
 
Star of David Bardsley said:
There’s an alternative universe where Redknapp ****s off after a promotion in spite of him and we’re bumbling along 14th in the Prem forever, have one really good year where we scrape ninth and have a lovely time in Kazakhstan and Finland while I spend every penny and holiday day I have on our way to defeating a dog **** Rayo Vallecano in a European final before a night on 8% German beers and I die happily.

But we’re stuck in this universe and I’ll die after our 43rd consecutive year in the second division.
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But at least during those 43 years you will marry Kiwi and adopt Didley as your pet. You’ll also have regular visits from Strolls with tea and macaroons while you all troll through your collections of half-n-half scarves and discuss the best pies at football grounds and the worst stadium seats.
On the negative side :emoticon-0102-bigsm you will end up just off the bottom of the prediction league with Kiwi above you and Didley below you.
 
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SW Hoops said:
But at least during those 43 years you will marry Kiwi and adopt Didley as your pet. You’ll also have regular visits from Strolls with tea and macaroons while you all troll through your collections of half-n-half scarves and discuss the best pies at football grounds and the worst stadium seats.
On the negative side :emoticon-0102-bigsm you will end up just off the bottom of the prediction league with Kiwi above you and Didley below you.
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daverangers said:
Paris full of hopeful PSG fans fully kitted out...really hope Arsenal smash them. Would love to see Eze and co lift the Champions League Trophy.
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**** that. Got enough over-excited gimps in replica shirts who have never heard of Kenny Sansom here already. Gabriel red card for trying to dive to buy a cheap free kick facing his own goal thrown in too preferably.
 
Star of David Bardsley said:
There’s an alternative universe where Redknapp ****s off after a promotion in spite of him and we’re bumbling along 14th in the Prem forever, have one really good year where we scrape ninth and have a lovely time in Kazakhstan and Finland while I spend every penny and holiday day I have on our way to defeating a dog **** Rayo Vallecano in a European final before a night on 8% German beers and I die happily.

But we’re stuck in this universe and I’ll die after our 43rd consecutive year in the second division.
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Do you mean the 2nd division as we know it today or the 2nd tier in English football?
Just wanted to get the message on the flowers right!
 
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