DS: "Hello, is that Frank"No, they will get the wrong guy and end up appointing some mush called Frank Thomas
F: "it is, yeah"
DS: "listen, I won't beat around the bush; would you come and manage my team and get us back to the premier league? I'll give you a 3 year contract on £3m a year - start Monday 9am? I'll send over the contract and you can just email it back to me"
F: "WOW! brilliant, thanks, see you Monday"
Monday comes around and Dragan goes to the front door...
"OOHH... ****!"