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OT Geordie comedy

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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I don't know about you, but I love watching comedians taking the piss out of our accent <laugh>

    [video=youtube;uxvHGxRbn5U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxvHGxRbn5U&feature=related[/video]

    [video=youtube;mqRkkVQ6OSE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqRkkVQ6OSE&feature=related[/video]

    [video=youtube;K1zfG9No12Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1zfG9No12Y&feature=related[/video]
     
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  2. Smudger

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    The Jimmy Carr one is good where he gets Antonio Banderas to say things in Scouse and Geordie, anyone seen that?
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    How about when a Geordie accent takes the piss of the term "comedian"?



    Bibliography
    see Ross Noble
     
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  4. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

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    My accent is better, bit of Mackem, Geordie and Durham. <ok> Last time I was in Manchester some people told me to 'go back to my own country' as they thought I was Irish <laugh>
     
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    But I bet you call a 'curry' a 'cerry' so nobody cares what you think.
     
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    At the school where my mum works (mackem territory) she genuinely had a girl in her class called Kerry Stains. Say it outloud in a mackem accent for the full effect. She also had an Annette Curtain. Some parents must hate their kids!
     
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    Nar I get curry right but I say Skewel for school. Can't help it no matter how hard i try to say the double o, nearest iv'e got is schwool. <laugh>
     
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    We'll not mention custad creem crackas eh...............................By far the best piss-take ever of the geordie accent was Paul Whitehouse as Julio Geordio, it was ----ing hilarious, whoever thought of that is definitely a comedy genius.
     
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    [video=youtube;UeYDI4wdjQw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeYDI4wdjQw[/video]

    <laugh>
     
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    Best way to learn how to do a geordie accent is just to say Kola cubes.
     
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    I hate my accent, probably because I can't settle on one.

    Some days I sound geordie, some days I sound pitmatic and other days I have some generic duhram accent.

    I generally want to move to Newcastle so I can settle on an accent. <laugh>
     
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  12. Whitchester Mag

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    I don't have an accent.
    Educated in Peterbrough but lived in Northumberland (Heddon) all my life. I am 16 now.

    At school if I say 'Gr-a-ss' it gets picked up on...Same with bath,path etc...but then when I'm at home it gets picked up on if I say 'gr-ar-ss'.

    I have a right job with it all!!
     
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    Same. <ok> Get the **** ripped out of me whenever I say anything with a double O in it when im in Newcastle. The way I say Moor cant even be spelled our phonetically on a keyboard.
     
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    In my current state of affairs, I'd probably pronounce that Moo-a.

    School's a funny one for me, half the time it's skoo-al and at other times it can be skoo-wel.
     
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    Must have been some trip to school in the morning...
     
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    I can't deal with double O's. I was talking to a lass from London once and when I said moor she thought I was trying to say manure. <laugh> skoo-wel is the way forward. <ok>
     
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    Laughed at this one for ages:

    [video=youtube;NuLK_vvcJsw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuLK_vvcJsw[/video]

    The cockney ones are funny too.
     
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    Salma Hayak :kiss:
     
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    I'm a Geordie, lived in Newcastle all my life, but comedians over exaggerate the accent.
     
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  20. Whitchester Mag

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    The wonders of boarding school!
     
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