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Don't forget Steve Austin - a man barely alive.....................we can rebuild him..................oh the mammaries..................Lindsay Wagner, The Bionic Woman.......................wonder if they ever got it on..........sparks would be sure to be flying.
If you play Wooden heart backwards you can clearly hear Elvis saying that there will be an attack in New York in 2001 and some people will blame the US Government because of something to do with molten steel that he couldn't quite get his head around. I thought that was common knowledge.
That is probably true except the fat cheeseburger eating, drugged up **** didn't write his own material. Most over rated rock and roller of all time.
I used to have a pet rodent that could predict the future, I called him Nostradormouse. Maybe this gag will get a laugh second time round <failsmiley>
It makes me sick really - if you look at the outpouring of grief for him compared with the very muted reaction to the death of the Dear Leader it is embarrassing. Standards are slipping.
