Fantasy Death Wish Competition 2012

Rules are simple - pick 10 celebrities - they have to die next year.
10 points for each one that snuffs it - 20 point bonus if they are under 70.
You can name 1 captain - if they snuff it you get 50 points!!
You also get double points if they die between now and midnight New Years Eve!

My list

1) Zsa Zsa Gabor
2) Nancy Sinatra
3) Jake Lamotta
4) Gazza
5) Ernest Borgnine
6) Nelson Mandella (capt)
7) Ronnie Biggs
8) Darren Fletcher
9) Jerry Lewis
10) Stephen Hawking

 

Don't be so insensitive. These people have families.

 

Just put your 10 names down silly bollox

 

Magic laudrup

Alan shearer

Venom pd

George Michael

The tweenies.

Each will die twice because I can't be bothered thinking of more.

 

i havent laughed so much in ages cheers tc

 

1.sir salex
2.wenger
3.lineka cant stand the bloke
4.hansen
5.shearer
6.that prick who presents match of the day 2
7.ian dowie
8.alan pardew for ****ing up charlton
9.simon jordan for being so orange
10.the queen

 

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Courtney Love
3. Pete Doherty
4. Charlie Sheen
5. Mel Gibson
6. David Hasselhoff
7. Michael Douglas
8. John Hartson
9. Etta James
10. Jennifer Saunders

Edit: looking at the rest of the entries, I am definitely gonna win this.

 

1. All female so called comedians.
2. Justin Beiber
3. Paris Hilton
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Sepp Blatter
6. Simon Cowell
7. Any one appearing in a reality tv programme
8. Sarkozy
9. Merkel
10. Camilla parker bowles

 

STD and Toby in a bizzare sexual act involving some rope and oranges.

 

Patrick Moore
That skinny BeeGee (capt)
Pat Butcher actress
Chris Moyles
frank skinner
subo
stephen fry
keith chegwin
owen wilson
the gay one out of take that
the other gay one out of take that

 

1. God
2. Allah
3. Capitalism
4. Scottish Football
5. Sense of humour (capt)
6. Big Brother
7. Osama bin laden
8. Cookery shows
9. Some cats
10. The number ten

 

This wins.

 

**** off. The skinny beegee is gonna be first.

 

There's no bonus points for beegees. They're already dead aren't they?

 

Naw. The one with the teeth is still alive and kicking. The skinny one has the bad cancer. He's skinnier now.

 

1. The Pope
2. Thatcher
3. George Micheal
4. The Queen
5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (capt)
6. ER
7. Prince Philip
8. Charlie Sheen
9. Mick Jagger
10. Ozzy Osbourne


And the great thing is I actually want most of them to die too

 

1. Maggie Thatcher
2. Bono
3. George Michael
4. Garry Thomas Allen
5. George Bush Snr.
6. Walter Smith
7. Gary Glitter
8. Bruce Forsythe
9. The Banker
10. Jay-Z

 

1. George Bush
2. George W Bush
3. Noel Edmonds
4. Mick Jagger
5. Simon Schama
6. Paul Gascoigne
7. Quentin Letts
8. Rupert Murdoch
9. Jeremy Clarkson
10. Sepp Blatter

 

I forgot Gazza!

 

Martin McGuiness
Jerry Adams
The Pope
Bono
Sinead O'Connor
Terry Wogan
Frank Carson
Michael Flatley
Andrea Corr
Dolores Riordan