That's not an explanation... please log in to view this image ...perhaps you just fancied the 'fresh air' in the dead of winter? <bullshitoverload>
I would say Joker you got this 100% spot on. Did I ever tell anyone about the time I won a speedboat, banged 4 supermodels and knocked out Rolf Harris in one day.
WTF I go away for a bit, come back and IG is a self proclaimed racist? as the blacks would say wah gowaaan?
So me and a few mates were in Ireland last night. We were walking around, just chilling, we sat down and was like "Hey shall we roll a doobie?" Anyways, of course, we rolled a nice joint. Mid way through a hit, I saw a light. It was a UFO. It was saying "GIMMMEEEE YOUR WEED" and so I was like "**** no mutha ****a!!!" An alien dropped down to fight me, it had Chuck Norris and Jesus as his side kicks who were both speaking Polish. It was a crazy fight. Jesus floated towards me but I punched him through the earth. Chuch Norris and the alien did some crazy tag team grapple, but I got free. It was pretty close. I then spun Chucky around my little finger before sneezing and sending him around the world three times. While he was spinning he slammed into the alien. I then reached into the skies and grabbed the UFO and ate it as I had the munchies. I then picked up the rest of the joint and smoked it.
Sorry fan.I now stand beside the JOKE and med dog as a racist.Them there boys knows where it's at So **** you,you thingamajig
sneaky fkers them aliens,they can never just have a one on one always getting jesus and chuck norris to back em up the cnuts .i fkin hate em
Wish i could feel bad but i don't, I've fought with polish and I'm no racist. Anyway enjoy your long road to recovery you ****ing ponce. PS. NAE JOY