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Andy Carroll fat facts...

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  1. iToons

    iToons Member

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    Andy Carroll's so fat he downloads wii fit cheats.

    When Andy Carroll walks down the stairs, the nation tune into bbc1 thinking Eastenders is starting.

    When Andy Carroll steps on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'..

    Andy Carroll is so fat he believed he was half Geordie, half scouser.
     
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    iToons, Feb 27, 2011
  2. Vuckic's Faces

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    Carroll is so fat he has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
     
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    Vuckic's Faces, Feb 27, 2011
  3. James Bond

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    He's so fat he ate all Dalglish's sweets
     
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  4. MrToontastic

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    The easy way for Carroll to shed pounds is in his wallet the judas prick!
     
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    MrToontastic, Feb 27, 2011
  5. Agent Bruce

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    I'll be more than happy to help him shed some pounds. Lot's of them!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 27, 2011
  6. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Hes so fat hes gazza new BFF. Carroll 6 bellies
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Feb 27, 2011

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    He's so fat he sits next to everyone in the dressing room.
     
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  8. TheLittleGeordie

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    Andy Carrolls so fat that even Chiek Tiote can't lift his spirits that have dropped massively since leaving the toon
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Feb 27, 2011
  9. Reggie the Cheddar

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    bitter much??? sad inbred ****s
     
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    Reggie the Cheddar, Feb 27, 2011
  10. Agent Bruce

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    Thank you for your input, now do one!
     
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    Andy Carroll is so fat and hairy when he was in the shower the players thought they were watching gorillas in the mist
     
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    KingoStarr, Feb 27, 2011
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    He out ate MA in a pie eating contest.
     
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    Leon Bessi, Feb 27, 2011
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    how's bent doing at villa <ok>
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Feb 27, 2011
  14. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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    He's phat!!!!! Ooooo yeah :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Feb 27, 2011
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    Andy Carroll is so fat it was his fat that dragged him and Dalglish to the Boyzone concert.
     
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    Not bitter, just going on from what we've heard that he needs to loose weight to play.
     
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    iToons, Feb 27, 2011
  17. Cheik out that Tiote lad

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    Hes so fat he cant even fit in tiotes back pocket .. to be fair its pretty full
     
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    Cheik out that Tiote lad, Feb 27, 2011
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    Andy Carroll is so fat, he makes the Tyne Tunnel look like a Smarties tube.
     
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    steviemac14, Feb 28, 2011
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    I wish I could rep this post more than once! <cheers>
     
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    ToonSi, Feb 28, 2011
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    Andy is so fat he can satisfy Jordan with one finger...
     
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