Do it the Scandinavian way - ketchup in a bolognese, carrots and broccoli in a Pad Thai, a doner kebab on a pizza and even a taco with nachos on a pizza, for those who can't decide between Mexico and Italy.
I was chaperoning my daughter when she played a game in Barcelona earlier this year and went out with the team afterwards to some tapas place and they were serving red wine mixed with coke and ice... The reason being that it made bad wine taste nicer... **** that, I'm 56 and hadn't had a drink for 3 years, just get me a glass of decent wine instead of some kid's cocktail from hell.