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British Politics spam thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    UPS man with my protein shakes.
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    The Madgewicks are a big pikey family of market traders, peynd yer bananas!

    They've been feuding for years with the Stanleys, who are equally uncouth.
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

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    Did he take a photograph after you received his delivery?
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Couple of skinheads ran the fruit and veg stall in Hitchin market when I was a kid. Still there but nearing retirement age now.
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

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    I must be some some horrible bastard wanting not only Russians to rape and murder Ukrainians but Muslims to rape and murder the British, simply for saying "stop the wars".

    Is it considered masturbation when you and Trev tug each other off, seeing as you're currently sharing a brain cell?
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    He did. UPS are very good.
     
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  7. Benvenuto Cellini

    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Why bother lying?
     
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  10. Easter Road 1980

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    "When all is said and all is over, when all is just a memory...................our ships will sail for just a second, leaving false Gods and hypocrisy"

    Humanoids have never recovered from the alien visitations.
     
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    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    I know the English are ****s, but why would I have hatred for Ukrainians?

    Please explain how you came to your logical conclusion
     
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