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  1. philhythe

    philhythe Well-Known Member

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    Teach your kid about Labour economics. Pay them £10 to clean the dishes. Then take £7 off them & give it to the kid next door for doing sod all
     
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    philhythe, Dec 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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    Running in your 50s is a great way to meet people.

    Today a friend of mine met 2 paramedics, 4 nurses, a cardiologist, and almost mẹt Jesus.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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    I asked the librarian if they had any books on amplifiers.

    She said, “Yes, what volume would you like?”
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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    I went to the library and asked "Do you have a book about pantomimes"?

    The librarian replied........ "It's behind you"
     
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    Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.
    She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says:
    "You know what I want, don't you?"
    "Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole feckin' bed by the looks of it!"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Winston Churchill said "if you're going through hell, keep going."

    Although he could be referring to Hull - but the same advice applies......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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