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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    UPS man with my protein shakes.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Dec 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    The Madgewicks are a big pikey family of market traders, peynd yer bananas!

    They've been feuding for years with the Stanleys, who are equally uncouth.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Dec 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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    Did he take a photograph after you received his delivery?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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    Couple of skinheads ran the fruit and veg stall in Hitchin market when I was a kid. Still there but nearing retirement age now.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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    I must be some some horrible bastard wanting not only Russians to rape and murder Ukrainians but Muslims to rape and murder the British, simply for saying "stop the wars".

    Is it considered masturbation when you and Trev tug each other off, seeing as you're currently sharing a brain cell?
     
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    Mind The Duck, Dec 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    He did. UPS are very good.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Dec 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM

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    Benvenuto Cellini, Dec 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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    Why bother lying?
     
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    Toby, Dec 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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