British Politics spam thread

They'll probably have a tug after reading that.

 

Must be Reform

 

I did not put you down as a Morrisons shopper, more Asda

 

There's still plenty left for you, sicko.

 

Do you guys shout at the shops you go to or just their festive greetings adverts on the telly?

 

I avoid shops with xmas music on, not Islamic enough for my liking.

 

Asda is my go to store for on-line shopping.

But I frequent most of the others as well.

I always get single Mums sidling up beside me and chatting me up at the sausage selections. Best places to meet tarts for a young man about town like myself.

The stories I could tell you.................................cor blimey!! Cheeky and saucy young maidens and wenches galore

 

I keep an eye on the adverts that use vegetables as characters, I’m not having any foreign ****ing veggies coming over here taking the jobs of British veggies… bastards

 

Are you a rampant, raving ****tah or something?

 

Wasn't it obvious the other night

 

When was the last time a man came over your threshold?

 

Mindy will be sad he didn't get to post the original tweet first <sadface>

 

Remember Morgan hacked murdered school girls phones? Stand up guy

 

fs. Belter

 

I'm sure we will all be happy once there's a peace deal.

 

You won't unless russia gets to rape and murder loads of Ukrainians on occupied territory