Amazing Harry Kane Stats

Could be worse

Turns out we never sold Helder Postiga: he's still with us

 

The less said about his GK skills, the better.

 

When I watched the class of 2012-13 games,
on several occasions I remarked that Kane
reminded me a lot of Teddy in his play.

And just to confirm my prescient brilliance
on him, I also predicted that he could go on
for Spurs to be a ... 10 PL goals max per
season squad member.

 

The **** is that?

 

Spent 60 minutes watching Nicholas Jackson, then did that.
His 10th Bundesliga hat-trick and he got there in less than half the games of anyone else:

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Gerd Muller's stats are ridiculous too, so beating him is really something.