Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says: "You know what I want, don't you?" "Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole feckin' bed by the looks of it!"
I went to the library and asked "Do you have a book about pantomimes"? The librarian replied........ "It's behind you"
Winston Churchill said "if you're going through hell, keep going." Although he could be referring to Hull - but the same advice applies......
