Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

you will get turned over next week don't come by coach by the way bad idea if you win there will be hell on earth awaiting

 

Get 'em telt Monty lad

 

Make your mind up Monty.

You started off all positive and ballsy (I respect that), but then quickly went to "but if" mode to cover your arse, as the self doubt set in.

 

That's Monty in a nutshell tbf, ha. He's a funny old fella, either thinks we should be signing Mbappe and approaching Ancelotti (even in the Championship, 100% serious), or the entire team is useless and the board wants sacking . There's no inbetween with Monty lol.

Quite a few on our forum think he's a mag WUM in disguise, personally I think he's just an auld Lads fan who may possibly be losing his marbles a little lol. He pretty much never replies to anyone, just pops up with the occasional (often slightly bonkers) take and then disappears again

 

Haven't you heard OBI we now have the one who has the force with him, plus a few lucky wins by your lot lately and i see your big boy trousers have come out of the wardrobe, a bit moth eaten due to the ****ty run you lot have had but with a swift trip to the dry cleaners for the usual skiddy mark removals, and you think you're all ready to go. WOW, the Saudis must have pumped quite a few mill in, for you lot to hide your blushes. Bet there were a few slashed wrists when your golden boy scarped, he could see the writing on the wall
Anyway, despite your few good results lately, I expect our Lads to be up to the challenge ,and give your hairy arses a paddling, so please keep the nasty gobshytes in check, and we can have some banter toodle pip for now, don't spill too much gravy on your best match top, say Hi to our favourite turn coat for me
see you soon

 

At almost 30st, I always need big boy trousers.

 

well i am pleased after all this time you can now fill them mate p.s. when did they drop

 

I don't know, I can't see them.

 

ah, middle age spread it's even worse when the silver hairs show up ,30 st eh have you got a voice like Pavarotti you'll need it for Milan if you get there

 

At least I won't see any Mackems there though.

 

not me its all overpriced tat there

 

Eh up Rog, nice to see you back in men's clothing..

 

hi mate yea the frocks you lent me for the panto are too big even for Chubby Brown oh, and you left a makeup bag in them anarl

hope your well and have managed to cut down on the pies

 

Ah...that's where I left it, at least it's been well used. It's difficult to find a hairy pie these days, they're all shaved. I remember the good old days when I had to brush my teeth with Immac.

 

durty twat the auld ones are the best