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    I asked the librarian if they had any books on amplifiers.

    She said, “Yes, what volume would you like?”
     
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    Running in your 50s is a great way to meet people.

    Today a friend of mine met 2 paramedics, 4 nurses, a cardiologist, and almost mẹt Jesus.
     
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