Off Topic Jasper’s Number1 General Sports thread!

The analytics nerds have calculated it was the best ball of the series so far in terms of likelihood of taking a wicket.

Bloody Thameslink WiFi not working so can’t watch it.

 

We might just about get to my 280 shout

 

Partly our own fault for playing a bloke called Duckett, tbf...

Plans to bring in Zilch, Nada and Fùckall for the next test may be dropped ...

Although Dropped is set to feature during the Aussie innings

 

Goowan Root.

now being supported with a Joff slog session.

 

Root with a switch hit six down over 3rd man…..


Filth

 

fun end to the day

 

Archer faced the final ball, right? Which means Root faces first tomorrow.

Otherwise, I'd have put money on Archer being out first ball tomorrow. I still think Root will be out first over.

Not too bad a showing otherwise, but shocking from 2, 3 and Smith.

 

Yes Jofra. Rastafariii

 

Seen this play out before haven’t we

Day 3 will be a day of making a giant score for the Aussie bastards

then 2 days and about an hour of tomorrow before session end to bowl us out.

 

Oh good they’re still batting and have two wickets to go

 

177 lead.

As Spurlock said, we've seen this film before.

England either all our for fewer and an innings defeat, or set the Aussies the daunting target of about 50 to win.

 

This 214 opening partnership will go down in history

 

Hope Starc is knackered from smashing runs all day.

 

8 per over. They can’t live with Crawley and Duckett. 500 incoming.

 

The Aussies calling Tea, Dinner.

Games gone.

 

Just need Brook and Stokes to get 150 each and we're good.

 

Bazball though